Caveat: Autoonomastics

My student who goes by John wrote this too-short essay in his essay book.

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Jarad Way always say 왜저래? so his mother really upset. Jarad be punished. So he was really sad. So, He changed his name 왜저래?

I’ve written before that I sometimes jokingly tell my students that my Korean name is 왜저래 [wae-jeo-rae = way-juh-ray]. It has a similar sound to my name when pronounced casually in Korean order (i.e. last name first): way-ja-red. And the meaning is something akin to “what the heck?” – it’s not really bad cussing, but it’s not exactly polite – this explains why my mother punished me, in the essay. It’s a clever folk-etymology of my name (auto-onomastics?), from a 5th grader.

Here’s a bit of self-flattery to make up for the preceding – something encountered in 2nd-grader Lucy’s essay book earlier today. Notice how she started to write alligator but decided that that was too hard, and wrote “Steve” – which is the current alligator’s name.

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Caveat: The Lions and The Hippies

Blogger Ta-Nehisi Coates at The Atlantic website is mediocre when he's bad. But when he's good, he's amazing. Read his post – if only just for the title. It's a bit "triumphalist" vis-a-vis Obamism (specifically, I darkly disagree with Mr Coates with respect to the idea that the extra-judicial assassination of Osama bin Laden was ethical), but for all that, I can hardly fault it. It succeeds in being optimistically inspiring and mildly humorous at the same time. Coates can sometimes write very well.

Caveat: 곡식은 익을수록 머리를 숙인다

곡식은        익을수록                 머리를     숙인다
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As grain grows more ripe the head bows more.
“With age comes humility.” I guess that’s true. I’ve been feeling my age a lot, lately. It’s humbling when it’s not humiliating.
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Van Gogh, “Wheat Field With Crows.”
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Caveat: The Reign of the Straw Man

Obama has been re-elected. I think, despite my own failure to have voted for him, this was a foregone conclusion. I did a poll of my ISP7 class (formerly TP cohort) and they predicted that Obama would win without exception, regardless of whether they’d decided to support Obama or Romney in our recently-completed unit on the US election. So none of them were in that bubble who saw the race as close. It wasn’t, at the end – not because Romney and Obama weren’t neck-and-neck in the popular vote – they were – but because the Obama team had long-ago worked out the electoral math they needed (e.g. Ohio, Ohio, Ohio) and they’d worked their message in those states relentlessly.

So how do I feel about it?

I worry about the civil liberties issues – I think Obama’s essential continuation of the Buchcheneyian post-9-11 imperial paradigm is disturbing. I worry about the still-too-aggressive foreign policy – especially the drones and Obama’s alleged “kill list” and Guantanamo.

pictureWhat I’m definitively not worried about is “creeping socialism” or “Obama-as-dictator” or whatever bogeyman the pseudo-Randian right has gotten so worked up about – despite my own mumblings to the contrary. Obama’s alleged socialism is essentially a straw-man that somehow took on a life of its own and has come back to terrify its creators. Obama is less socialist than your typical European right-winger, and less socialist than Nixon or Eisenhower.  I don’t doubt the sincerity of those who believe in this straw-man – but I feel they’re deluded at some level.

There were some interesting results in state-level elections. Most interesting to me was the reported fact that Puerto Rican voters approved statehood for PR. This doesn’t mean, of course, that PR becomes a state: Congress would have to approve, and that seems unlikely as long as Congress is divided (House Republican and Senate Democrat). I have long thought that PR should try to change its status, although I’ve felt neutral about whether that should be toward statehood or independence. But the fact that the vote on the island has swung toward statehood is striking. It will be interesting to see how that plays out.


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Caveat: It appears he has a lamp made of antlers

Of course, being a political junkie, I was looking at The Atlantic website’s liveblog of the election night, on this brisk Wednesday morning in Korea. There was this rather irrelevant picture of Dick Cheney watching the election returns, with the comment below the picture:

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“It appears he has a lamp made of antlers.”

Why would this make me laugh hard for a few minutes?


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Caveat: So Old

"I love you," my student announced, looking up at me. Koreans – or, at least, a subset of Koreans – will be much more demonstrative and free with these kinds of expressions than typical Americans. I've had many students, male and female, come straight out and say "I love you" in this way. This isn't just about having limited English – they will just as easily say 사랑해요 to a Korean teacher in Korean. I've heard it, many times. Korean teachers will use it with their students, too.

Sometimes, it's utterly random. Other times, from students, it means something akin to, "I didn't do my homework" – it's an effort to preempt teacher wrath or anger. In any event, it's more common with elementary students than middle schoolers. But this was a middle schooler who goes by the English nickname of Kelly. Generally, when Kelly says this, she means "I didn't do my homework."

"Teacher is soooo handsome," she added. She must have a lot of undone homework to apologize for, I speculated. But I hammed it up.

I put my hand on my chin in a kind of stereotyped Korean pop-star pose. Several kids laughed. And then Kelly broke her run of compliments. As if awakening from a bad dream, she shook her head, and announced, "Oh my god. But teacher is sooo old!"

Gee. Thanks.

Caveat: Bridge Problem

Some guy decided to compile video of a nearby railroad bridge that offers lower-than-standard clearance to passing trucks. Amazing how many truck drivers ignore warning signs and/or don’t know the height of their trucks. Note the large number of rental trucks, though.

What I’m liestening to right now.

At The Drive-In, “Cosmonaut.” The boys from El Paso, hardcore.


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Caveat: Left… Right… Peace… Out.

xkcd has one of the most amazing timeline graphics I’ve seen in a long time: the US Congress’ left-right spectrum over time.

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xkcd has been moving into more and more interesting and challenging graphics, which I really appreciate. It’s become a reliably thought-provoking series and not just an occasional nerdy snicker.

Two days until the election. I absentee voted. I voted my conscience, I wasn’t able to select the “lesser of two evils.” Oh happy Sunday.

What I’m listening to right now.

Lionrock, “Packet of Peace.” I think it’s a UK dance track from circa 1993.


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Caveat: play and eat lunch

A fouth-grade student was coloring in a picture she had drawn. She complained, “Oh, teacher. This is too hard!”

I laughed. “Coloring? Hard? How is that hard? It’s like 유치원 [yuchiwon = preschool]!”

She sighed. “Nooo. Not like 유치원. Hard.”

“You never did art or coloring in 유치원?”

“No.” She shook her head vehemently.

“What did you do in 유치원?” I asked, somewhat surprised.

Without hesitation, she answered, “Play and eat lunch.”

Who knew?


I took a picture of the fall sidewalkscape while walking to work this morning – this is looking back down Gangseon-no toward my apartment a few blocks back.

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Caveat: The Parents

One of my regrets and frustrations about the fact that my Korean keeps failing to improve is that it limits my ability to interact with the parents of my students. This issue is sometimes “a feature, not a bug” – for example, it exempts me from the extensive telephone-calling obligation that the Korean-speaking teachers have. Nevertheless, I’d be happy to have more interaction with parents.

pictureI got a taste last night, however, and it was pleasing (it wouldn’t always be pleasing, I’m sure, if it was “always on”). I’ve been trying a new thing: sending out video of my students’ month-end speech tests. I shoot video of the class making their little speeches, post it to youtube as “unlisted” which keeps it more-or-less private, and then use kakao, a ubiquitous Korean chat app, on my new phone, to send out links to the parents. So far, I’ve sent out video for 3 classes and it’s mostly like sending out spam into the ether with no answer or feedback. But last night one parent finally answered, and I felt a little bit happy with the result. The mom wrote:

네, 선생님. 잘보았습니다~ 덕분에 메리가 영어실력이 많이 향상외였네요. 즐거운 주말되세요.

My effort at understanding this: “Yes, teacher. Looks good~ thanks to [you] Mary’s English skills have improved a lot. Have a good weekend.” – Mary being the English nickname of the student in question.

That’s pretty awesome feedback to get. And if I was braver and more proficient in Korean, I could get more. Probably, I’d get some complaints, too. But well… it might be worth it.


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Caveat: In My Lifetime

Andrew Sullivan the sullyblogger has an interesting post about George Romney, Barry Goldwater, and the Nixonian “Southern Strategy” that made the Republicans who they are today. One very striking thing: he includes this fascinating 1976 electoral college map (with post-2000 colors so we can understand it):

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Comparing that map to current electoral maps is quite mind-blowing. This shift occurred in my lifetime.

And this quote:

We need only look at the experience of some ideologically oriented
parties in Europe to realize that chaos can result. Dogmatic ideological
parties tend to splinter the political and social fabric of a nation,
lead to governmental crises and deadlock, and stymie the compromises so
often necessary to preserve freedom and achieve progress. – George Romney, 1966.


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Caveat: Returning To Ulleungdo (In a Dream)

I suppose some people may find it peculiar or self-indulgent or egotistical that I journal my dreams on my blog. I suppose it can be those things. But I will continue to do it. Last night’s dream was quite odd but very vivid and memorable. You will be able to tell what issues are front-and-center in my subconscious.

I dreamed I went to visit my father, but my father lived in Ulleungdo (an island off Korea’s east coast). It was a remote house on a dirt road – more similar to my uncle’s house in Alaska than anything I saw on Ulleungdo. But when I saw my father, he said, “I have something to show you.” We drove into town. The dream was an odd mash-up of my childhood in my dad’s Model A and a Korean road-trip. None of the Koreans seemed affected by a pair of foreigners driving a 1928 Ford Model A through their towns. We arrived in the main town of Ulleungdo (called Dodong though the dream neglected to remind me of that – I only remembered as I was typing just now), and we got out near some construction.

My father and I walked over to this odd, square, un-constructed-upon lot on a steep hillside – the lot was “leveled” – it had been dug out so that it was flat at the lower street level, with an ugly, two-storey retaining wall of dark concrete block at the back of the lot, and boughs of pine overhanging that retaining wall. In the center of the lot was a strange “house” made of cloth and cardboard and sheets of metal – something a homeless man might construct – however, it was apparent my father had been spending time here. I surmised he had been “squatting” on the property during his visits to town. I went inside, and it was actually pretty comfortable inside. There was a small, old-fashioned stove you sometimes see ajeossis using in tent-like constructions in small towns in Korea in winter, and a platform made of pallets and plywood for sleeping. I came back outside.

In the dream, I was most struck by the fact there was a stunted palm tree in the lot beside the tent-thing, along with a pitiful-looking persimmon tree, shorn of leaves but with glowing golden fruit still hanging on the raggedy branches. Both trees seemed very lonely and unhappy. I laughed at the idea of a palm tree on Ulleungdo. It reminded me of the palmtrees in Yeonggwang, that I had seen covered with snow when I lived down there.

I commented on this, and smiled at dad. “I should buy this lot. I could build a nice house here.” I began to describe the kind of house I would build on this odd vacant lot on Ulleungdo. It would have two or three levels, up against the retaining wall at the back, with a front entrance at the street and lots of stairs.

My father said, “I bought it.” I was very surprised. My father owned not one, but two pieces of property on Ulleungdo!

Of course, it was all a dream.

To set the scene, here are some pictures from my 2009 visit to Ulleungdo.

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This last is a picture of Dodong, seen from near the ferry terminal.

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Caveat: Three Halloween Parties That Couldn’t Be Beat

We had three Halloween parties – to cover the various shifts of children we teach. One yesterday and two today. It was all barely-managed chaos, but I think the kids had fun. I had fun. But it’s a lot of work, too. We did various activites: memorizing Halloween-themed poems or songs, face (or hand) painting, costumes (for those kids that brought costumes), and my favorite, paper decorations. Then the kids would march down to one room where the Assistant Manager had set up as a witch giving out candy. They would knock, say “trick or treat” and would have to present something: their song or poem or painting or costume or craft. The paper crafts were attached to the wall. There are no pictures of me or the kids in action – because I was too busy to take pictures. I was kind of coordinating everything, and running from classroom to classroom making sure everyone had something to do.

Here are some pictures of the crafts wall.

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Caveat: Hallow’s Eve Eve

We had a Halloween party at hagwon for the Tuesday/Thursday kids. Then we'll have one tomorrow for the Monday/Wednesday/Friday kids.

My costume is a sort of "Zorro lite" – with a fork. A fork, because I have a plastic pitchfork, instead of a plastic sword. I'm surprised at how many kids recognize that I'm trying to be Zorro – it's just a hat, mask, and black coat.

Here's a good Halloween video.

Caveat: 11 Hours

Normally I sleep for about 7 hours a night, if I don’t set my alarm I’ll just wake up after about 7 hours, regardless. After yesterday’s disturbed and half-sleepless morning, however, I was very, very tired last night. I went to bed right at midnight. I had noticed a sign in the elevator (picturepicture at right, click to enbiggen) posted by my building’s administration saying that that time of the year when the heat comes on has arrived. You can note that the sign explains that when the overnight temperatures are between 0 and 10 degrees Celsius, the heat is only on at night, but then once the overnights drop below zero, they’ll leave it on all day. So when I got back to my apartment, given it was forcast to be around 5 C overnight, I turned on the heat in my apartment – partly, because I want to make sure it works for the season before it becomes a critical matter. But… I was feeling oddly cold, too. I assume it’s some kind of cold or flu, starting up.

So my apartment became unpleasantly warm for sleeping, and at around 2 AM, after 2 hours of restless sleep, I woke up. I drank some water, turned the heat back off, opened a window, and went back to sleep. I hadn’t turned on any alarm. And lo and behold, I awoke at 10:45 am – which means I basically slept for almost 11 hours. I haven’t slept that late in ages.

It must be a cold coming on. Or stress. Speaking of stress, my blood pressure was down slightly upon return to the doctor yesterday morning – they said it was only “dangerous” rather than “unacceptable.” So they certified my health for the Provincial Education Office, provisionally. I thought these health inspections were supposed to be about drugs, not other issues. But whatever. I guess it’s true I’ve got to somehow get control of this: more exercise, better diet, less stress.

Right, then.

I like that I got all that extra sleep, but it kind of destroys my morning habits of leisurely consuming several cups of coffee and doing some reading or writing or something. It’s like I wake up and rather than a 6 hour morning stretching out ahead of me, I have only a few hours to get things done and get to work. I’ve been going into work earlier than the mandatory 3 pm time almost every day, lately, and it’s going to get worse. Staff changes at work mean that my class load is going to increase.


What I’m listening to right now.

The Orb, “Little Fluffy Clouds.”

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Caveat: 가랑비에 옷 젖는 줄 모른다

가랑비에     옷       젖는          줄   모른다
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[Like] not knowing [about] damp clothes on the line in a drizzle.
“The little things add up over time.” That can be true about negative things or positive things, but clearly this is referring more to the negative. I wonder how closely it might correlate, alternately, with the straw that broke the camel’s back? I should ask someone.

Caveat: Cortisol Dreams

Wow I slept badly last night. I'm stressing about something. Specifically, my allegedly too high blood pressure – the doctor wants me to go back. Of course, stressing about it is exactly the worst thing for it. Knowing this doesn't help.

Caveat: Offline

pictureI had an “off-line” day – I forced myself to not go on my computer until now. And I’m not sure I have figured out my new phone, either – so I had a non-technological day. I’ve been reading a biography of Park Chung-Hee, by Chong-Sik Lee, that my friend Peter loaned to me. It’s really very interesting.


Somewhat discordantly…or at the least, unrelatedly:

What I’m listening to right now.

McGinty, “Farewell to Nova Scotia.”

I only visited Nova Scotia once. I was 11 or 12 years old.

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Caveat: 이빵꾸똥꾸야!

My students taught me a phrase: “이빵꾸똥꾸야!” They said it means you hate something – the thing you’re talking to – a kind of vocative “I hate you.”
But a little bit of looking around the internet adds some information. It’s “little-kid” talk, originated in a TV show from a few years ago. And roughly, its more literal meaning might be “you farty butt.”
Great thing to know how to say.
I drew some comic characters today.
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What I’m listening to right now.

Icon of Coil, “Love As Blood (Implant Remix).”
[UPDATE 2020-03-21: link rot repair]
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Caveat: Hugok Rainscape

I work Saturday mornings. It’s kind of hard to do, when I work afternoon/evenings the other 5 days of the week. But at least it means I get a day-and-a-half weekend. Today was a rainy day.

I left work and took a picture of the fall trees and the rain and the traffic. Hugok is the name of the neighborhood where KarmaPlus academy is located. I took the picture below standing on the corner in front of work, as I was leaving. The building in the center across the street was the first building I worked in in Hugok, in 2007 (Tomorrow School, which no longer exists).

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Caveat: Upgrade Personality

I have upgraded my personality.

Not really. I upgraded my phone, though. My coworker friend Ken gave me a hand-me-down 3G Samsung Galaxy Tab phone.

It’s huge. Well, for a phone…. For a Linux computer, it’s pretty small.

I have to figure it out. I’m trying – but if someone calls me in the next few days and I fumble the call, please be forgiving.

Here’s the new phone alongside the old phone. The old phone is known among my students as the “haraboji-phone” (haraboji means “grandfather”).

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What I’m listening to right now.

The Limousines, “The Future.” Cool video, too.

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Caveat: US Presidential Debate, Korean 8th Grader Edition

Yesterday, we had our own presidential debate. The debate proposition was: “Barack Obama should be re-elected as president of the U.S.” They divided about evenly between Romney supporters and Obama supporters, after the dust settled (we’ve been working on this all month).
I gave my most advanced students (ISP7 cohort – all 8th graders) many lists of the “Top 10 reasons to vote for X” style, but they crafted and chose their reasons themselves.
I’m amazed at how my kids have handled this debate topic. It’s incredibly difficult, and hard for them to connect to or understand, too – they’re Korean 8th graders, after all: they don’t know or care that much about US politics. I actually expected a much lower level of interest and dedication to this topic than they have shown – I was doing it more as a prelude to the real fun: we’re going to be tackling the Korean presidential election, next, which votes in December.

Caveat: The Space Emperor Creates Reality

I voted for Obama mostly as seeking for (hoping
for) a repudiation of George W. Bush. And so the reason I cannot vote
for Obama this time round is because Obama has utterly failed to
repudiate anything Bush did: Guantanamo still open, drone strikes are
more popular than ever, wars only wind down in defence-industry-friendly
ways, the Patriot Act persists, Bush's tax cuts persist, health care
reform (if it must be done) is in the pockets of the insurance industry
(seriously: let's compare Bush's oft-forgotten humongous new drug
entitlement with Obamacare and try to find philosophical differences),
etc., etc., ad infinitum.

There's some unpleasant irony in the fact that the Right (such as it is) accuses Obama of such things as socialism and betraying American values. To the former accusation, Obama is no more socialist than Bush – which is faux socialist, at best, though certainly more socialist (e.g. "big government") than anyone on the right wants to admit. To the latter accusation, well, I would have to say that GW Bush was he who most "betrayed American values" – Obama is merely continuing that trend. Here's an interesting thought: Colin Powell has endorsed Obama, again. Wasn't he, uh, GW Bush's Secretary of State during that most stunning of betrayals of American values, the Iraq invasion?

This
blog post at the website-whose-name-I-hate sums it up most excellently.
It seems I will be voting "third party" this year – back to old ways, I
guess – though I'm a bit hesitant to wear my politics so prominently on my sleave, as posting on this blog inevitably means.

The same blog post points to a somewhat apocryphal quote from Karl Rove, that is utterly stunning in its scope:

We’re
an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while
you’re studying that reality — judiciously, as you will — we’ll act
again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s
how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors . . . and you, all of
you, will be left to just study what we do.

Obama will be remembered as only the second emperor of the new imperium that Julius Caesar – ahem, George W. Bush – founded.

O Octavian, O Augustus, O Caesar: Obama.

Caveat: Rice Porridge in the Morning and Raw Fish After Midnight

Yesterday was a very long day. I got up and went with Curt to the hospital in the morning, for a stupid reason: I had done a health checkup / drug screening back in May, because it’s required for the Provincial Office of Education for hagwon employees, but then Curt forgot (or procrastinated on) submitting the paperwork from it, such that it was “out of date” when he went to submit it. So… I had to do it again.

I’m still suffering from too high blood pressure. And I haven’t managed to shed any pounds, either. I continue to be frustrated with my feeling that I should be managing these things better somehow. Probably, that frustration leads to stress which is the cause of the cortisol that’s causing the problems in the first place. Sigh.

pictureAfter the hospital, Curt and I had some juk (rice porridge) at a juk-joint in my neighborhood. We were eating, and Curt told me that he doesn’t actually like juk. “Why did you get it?” I asked. “You got it,” he explained. It was an odd moment. Like a moment in a novel, interpolated into a regular reality.

Later, I had a busy day at work. And I went with some coworkers to Costco with the idea of buying some Halloween-themed stuff for our hagwon Halloween party next week, only to find that Costco had exactly 1 (one) Halloween decoration in stock. It was dumb. We bought a lot of candy, but we’ll have to find the Halloween stuff elsewhere, or improvise our own (which I would personally prefer but doing that does seem to be labor intensive).

Then we had a hoesik (business-dinner) for a departing coworker – nothing more exciting than watching a bunch of Koreans drinking too much. Well, that’s cynical. I genuinely like and respect most of my coworkers – they’re good people and well-meaning. And often very hard-working, too – more so than I am, in point of fact. But I always feel awkward in the alcohol-themed hoesik – especially since I’ve gone back  to my teetotaller ways, lately. I did have one cup of beer – and it was enough to leave me feeling woozy and with a splitting headache in the morning – or maybe that was just staying up too late.

You definitely learn things about people in that kind of environment that you can’t learn if you don’t see them that way. Which is why I always go to hoesik, even though I feel awkward about it. It’s anthropologically fascinating. That sounds so cold, doesn’t it?

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