Caveat: Poem #3061 “Small town gift shop”

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These last few days, there's lots of sales,
 procrastinators rule the town:
they come out now, with cries and wails.

These last few days, there's lots of sales,
 their shopping plans were made by snails...
they grimly throw their money down.

These last few days, there's lots of sales,
 procrastinators rule the town.

– a triolet, summarizing life working in retail this time of year.


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Caveat: Links #114

Here are some links I found interesting- with minimal comment.

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A quote.

“I once almost choked to death while eating food. I did my own research and discovered that I am not alone. Thousands of people choke every year while eating, and hundreds of those people die. That’s why I don’t feed my kids. Its dangerous. Now plenty of people will point out that food supposedly “prevents starvation,” and that might be true, but Its not fair to  completely ignore all the dangers food poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis, and garlic breath. I’m just saying, do your own research and decide what you think is best for your kids. If you choose to give your kids potentially deadly food, that’s your problem, but as a parent, I don’t think the government has any right to tell me that I need to feed my kids.” – Gordon Scott


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Caveat: Links #113

Here are some links I found interesting- with minimal comment.

  • Cup runneth over
  • Substack is horrible. I already knew this. Just to be clear – I sporadically read 100s of blogs on the substack platform. Because that’s where many of the good blogs are, these days. But you will never see me give a dollar to anyone through the substack platform. If I really like someone who publishes on substack, and want to donate to support them, I find alternate pathways to donate.

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A quote.

“Remember, if you’re ever feeling down, free will means you can just eat a whole block of cheese anytime you want.”

A stray thought.

I feel like most people believe very strange things about sleeping surfaces. I sleep on the actual floor – the hard floor, with just a blanket under me – and I have no issues with it. It works fine. Humans didn’t evolve to sleep on mattresses. ‘Big Mattress’ has everyone hoodwinked. Is this a conspiracy theory?


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Caveat: Links #111

Here are some links I found interesting- with minimal comment.

An illustration from the internet.

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A quote.

“The kids might still do yoga and say namaste, and they still think there’s a universal consciousness that’s ultimately identical with their own self—but they’re no longer interested in renouncing desire or achieving union with the divine. They don’t want to escape the material world. They don’t want enlightenment. They are driving their bodies like cars, and they have no interest in getting out.” – Sam Kriss


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Caveat: Santaized

Santa came to the gift store. Unfortunately he was a bit early this year (he had scheduling conflicts), so he wasn’t the big hit he’d been last year. Anyway we still had a fairly decent sales day. Christmas season is in full swing. What life choices did I make such that at age 59 I run a gift store in Alaska that plays Christmas music all day long? I look like a mentally unstable elf.

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Caveat: Amnesty

This crazy thought occurred to me, as I think about the brouhaha over the Hunter Biden pardon, in the news currently.

Per that linked blog post, Biden should pardon everyone who is potentially subject to DJTs retribution. But! Biden should also pardon DJT and all of his crime-adjacent-friends. Wait, really? Yes. DJT and his crime-adjacent-friends are going to get away with it all anyway, right? That’s somewhat of a given, at this point. So if Biden preemptively pardons them, up to and including the emperor himself, it rather takes the wind out of their sails as far as accusing Biden of illegitimately deploying pardons to benefit his own “team”, and bypasses all the inevitable both-sidesing in the media. We could call it a blanket amnesty on the whole giant Red-Blue culture war. DJT gets to start with a “clean slate” – we can see how long that lasts. He’ll make a mess of his clean slate on day one, is my guess.


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Caveat: Links #107

Here are some links I found interesting- with minimal comment.

An illustration from the internet.

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A quote.

“Craig, Alaska: Where everything is a little bit half-assed!” – G. Klein, a local booster in my town.


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