Caveat: mera globalización

Encontré un blog que incluye fotos del DF con varios comenatarios cortos pero interesantes. El subtítulo: "Apuntes gráficos sobre el espacio público del DF (Ciudad de México). Cualquier semejanza con otro lugar, es mera globalización…" Me gusta esta frase "mera globalización." Tiene un tono muy chilango.

El mismo autor, Israel López Belán, tiene otro blog de lo que llama "haiku urbano" que también me parece interesante proyecto. Algunos ejemplares del haiku:


2.8.09

ciudad de méxico –
a donde sea que voy
la luna

29.8.09
borde de ciudad –
el autobús donde viajo
reflejado en las fachadas

26.9.09
mojados por la lluvia
un perro callejero y yo –
anochecer

[Daily log: walking, 2 km]

Caveat: let the gray in

I love those gray, overcast, almost-gonna-rain mornings. I’m weird, I know. Perhaps it was because of those formative years in Humboldt? Certainly, those types of mornings were common enough. But here in suburban Seoul, they tend to be about 20 degrees F warmer than Humboldt mornings of similar feel. So actually they remind me more of Minneapolis summer weather than Humboldt weather.

I enjoy the weather. I fling my windows wide and let the gray in.

Meanwhile… a completely random picture from the archive: Santa Monica, 1994. Jeffrey (my stepson), Andrew (my younger brother) and I built this very immense sand castle. Here is a picture of that castle. Not-so-gray weather, but the beach wasn’t hot that day, as I recall.

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What I’m listening to right now.

Olivia Newton-John with ELO, “Magic.” From the soundtrack for the movie Xanadu. Who ever actually saw that movie? I don’t think I did.

Lyrics.

Come take my hand
You should know me
I’ve always been in your mind
You know I will be kind
I’ll be guiding you

Building your dream has to start now
There’s no other road to take
You won’t make a mistake
I’ll be guiding you

You have to believe we are magic
Nothin’ can stand in our way
You have to believe we are magic
Don’t let your aim ever stray
And if all your hopes survive, destiny will arrive
I’ll bring all your dreams alive for you
I’ll bring all your dreams alive for you

From where I stand, you are home free
The planets align, so rare
There’s promise in the air
And I’m guiding you

Through every turn, I’ll be near you
I’ll come anytime you call
I’ll catch you when you fall
I’ll be guiding you

You have to believe we are magic
Nothin’ can stand in our way
You have to believe we are magic
Don’t let your aim ever stray
And if all your hopes survive, destiny will arrive
I’ll bring all your dreams alive for you
I’ll bring all your dreams alive for you

You have to believe we are magic
Nothin’ can stand in our way
You have to believe we are magic
Don’t let your aim ever stray
And if all your hopes survive, destiny will arrive
I’ll bring all your dreams alive for you
I’ll bring all your dreams alive for you

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Caveat: Pointlessness

I keep track of points for students with hatchmarks on the whiteboard by students’ names. When they misbehave in some disruptive fashion, I’ll delete points, too, by quickly erasing a point from beside a student’s name without further comment.

Today, a student did a surprising thing: he jumped up, did a little dance, then immediately moved to the whiteboard and deducted his own misbehavior point. I stared at him, dumbfounded for a moment. “Why did you do that?” I asked.

He just grinned. “Welll.. that was pointless,” I muttered under my breath.

Oh well. Kids are interesting.


What I’m listening to right now.

Psychedelic Furs, “Heaven.” Yes, I came of age in the 80s. How’d you guess?

Lyrics.

heaven
is the whole of the heart
and heaven don’t tear you apart
yeah heaven
is the whole of the heart
and heaven don’t tear you apart
there’s too many kings
wanna hold you down
and a world at the window
gone underground
there’s a hole in the sky
where the sun don’t shine
and a clock on the wall
and it counts my time
and heaven
is the whole of the heart
and heaven don’t tear you apart
yeah heaven is the whole of the heart
and heaven don’t tear you apart
there’s a song on the air
with a love-you line
and a face in a glass
and it looks like mine
and i’m standing on ice when i say
that i don’t hear planes
and i scream at the fools
wanna jump my train
and heaven is the whole of the heart
and heaven don’t tear you apart
yeah heaven is the whole of the heart
and heaven don’t tear you apart
yeah heaven
ah heaven
yeah heaven

[Daily log: walking, 5 km]

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Caveat: Antipoeta Test

Test

Qué es un antipoeta:
un comerciante en urnas y ataúdes?
un sacerdote que no cree en nada?
un general que duda de sí mismo?
un vagabundo que se ríe de todo
hasta de la vejez y de la muerte?
un interlocutor de mal carácter?
un bailarín al borde del abismo?
un narciso que ama a todo el mundo?
un bromista sangriento
deliberadamente miserable?
un poeta que duerme en una silla?
un alquimista de los tiempos modernos?
un revolucionario de bolsillo?
un pequeño burgués?
un charlatán?

un dios?

un inocente?

un aldeano de Santiago de Chile?
Subraye la frase que considere correcta.

Qué es la antipoesía:
un temporal en una taza de té?
una mancha de nieve en una roca?
un azafate lleno de excrementos humanos
como lo cree el padre Salvatierra?
unespejo que dice la verdad?
un bofetón al rostro
del Presidente de la Sociedad de Escritores?
(Dios lo tenga en su santo reino)
una advertencia a los poetas jóvenes?
un ataúd a chorro?
un ataúd a fuerza centrífuga?
un ataúd a gas de parafina?
una capilla ardiente sin difunto?

Marque con una cruz
la definición que considere correcta.

– Nicanor Parra

Para si quisiera saber…

ay ¡estoy cansado! y apenas comienza el día. Voy a estudiar el coreano y después a trabajar.

Caveat: Tarot English

I have tarot cards, and I sometimes look at them curiously, although I don't believe in them.

A few months ago one of my TP2 students was messing with a "tarot" app on his smartphone, and showed it to me. I said we should have a class about tarot – the meanings of all the cards are quite complicated and I intuited it could be a good "conversation" class.

Recently, I did this, and it was a spectacular success. I've never seen middle-school students so engaged, in English, on a topic. I have them all a 6 page interpretation catalog – a listing of possible meanings for each card. Then they would ask a question and someone – I or one of the students – would lay out the cards and read the future.

They asked about academic future, careers, and, inevitably with teenagers, boyfriends or girlfriends or love. But they were very interested. It was a remarkable English class.

After they ran out of personal questions they dared to ask the cards, a few of them started coming up with political questions – perhaps because they know I tend to get rather animated and interested in these questions. The cards for a question regarding the future of the neverending North Korea / South Korea conflict were eerily accurate with respect to the past – they were cards of fraternal conflict and deception. The cards for the future implied some virtuous resolution, which the students found disconcertingly optimistic.

Then they asked who would win the American election. We decided, pretty much unanimously, that the cards implied that Obama would mess something up and Romney would win in the fall. When I said that Romney was an American "Saenuri" (i.e. conservative party) one student said, humorously, "Oh, then the US is in very big trouble. Ruined! Ruined!"

We all laughed.

Caveat: Rampant Mercantilism

I have recently reintroduced a concept I’d used successfully when I was teaching at the public school down in Yeonggwang: I give out play money (that I make myself) as incentive prizes to students who are doing exceptionally well in class (based on keeping track of points during class); later, I’ll try to run as little “store” where they can buy some trinkets like pencils or pencil cases or the like.

pictureI have one student in a class, his name is Huitaek. He’s a little bit ADHD, maybe, and he doesn’t do really well at accumulating points. He’s actually really smart, but I can see he’s been despairing of ever earning any of my fake money. So, being innovative, he had an idea (which I reconstructed after the fact): he sold his book (his class textbook) to his neighbor. I didn’t realize at the time. But at some point I looked down, and noticed that Huitaek was sitting, bookless, happily gazing at one of my green alligator bucks that he held in his hand, while Junyeol was happily sitting with not one, but two textbooks open on his desk. Both were grinning. What had transpired was utterly transparent. (Note the image at right is out of date – it’s from the screenshot I made of the Hongnong version of my alligator bucks; I have new ones that are Karma-based.)

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Caveat: Class Warfare

picture“There’s class warfare, all right, but it’s my class, the rich class, that’s making war, and we’re winning.” – Warren Buffet, in an interview with Ben Stein in 2006.

When the richest man on the planet admits that there is such thing as class warfare, the class-warfare-denialists lose plausibility.

[Daily log: walking, 3 km]

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Caveat: Edgemere

I had a rather strange flashback memory today.

Strange because of what triggered it. Strange because I don’t think about it much, but when I do, the memories strike me has having been quite important.

The trigger was odd. I was walking to work, on a muggy, sunny afternoon. I saw a boy, maybe 7 or 8 years old, walking the other way. He reached the corner where there was a traffic signal, and waited to cross the street. It was quite obvious the boy was having a problem – he needed to pee. He was hopping. He was pacing. He was clutching his pants. Everyone has had that feeling at some point or another. I hope he made it home.

But this business of walking home from school at such an age in the big city, alone, and desperately annoyed and embarrassed because of the need to go to the bathroom brought back a my own memories.

My fourth grade year was rather traumatic, for several reasons. First, my parents forgot (forgot!) my 9th birthday. We were traveling through Colorado, visiting relatives. We had a late birthday party at my Aunt Frances’ house, but I remained convinced that the party occurred only because I wasn’t sufficiently stoic to have resisted the urge to complain about it having been forgotten. And by the end of that month – September, 1974 – something very terrible had happened, the causes of which I don’t even now really understand. Rather than returning home to the small town in California that had always been my home, my mother, sister and I ended up in Oklahoma City, at my grandparents’ house, and I started 4th grade not at a typical low-slung, semi-rural California hippie school but instead at a big-city, multi-storey brick structure called Edgemere Elementary School. It was the most profound culture shock imaginable.

I remember standing on the asphalted school playground, behind the building, and being infatuated by some brash, loud, confident African-American girl with too-long legs, that held court by the basketball hoops there – we didn’t really have African-Americans in Humboldt, and she seemed like a goddess descended from fiction. I remember walking across Edgemere Park from the school to my grandparents’ house for lunch, because the school lunch was unacceptable somehow, or there was some problem – perhaps I’d simply complained, too socially traumatized to stand for the school cafeteria. And I remember one time on that walk across the park, in the cruel, unfamiliar sun of the great plains, when I was like that little boy I saw today – with an almost unbearable impending bathroom disaster, and returning home to my grandmother’s incomprehension, in tears. Childhood is made up of so many small, sequential traumas.

By the end of that school year, we’d returned to California, and I’d finished my 4th grade year at familiar if rather unpleasant Sunnybrae, in Arcata. And my parents were getting divorced. So bigger traumas, too. But the name Edgemere is etched on my brain as a sort of symbol of the bigger world, my first immersion encounter with the wider world beyond the Redwood Curtain where my parents had kept me so safely sheltered. It was the first bursting of the bubble of childhood, maybe, and the creeping awareness that the world included strangers and dangers and exotica.

I can visualize the school vividly if I think about it. And lo and behold, I found the exact remembered view of the school, still there and materially unchanged, using Google street view. Here’s a screenshot – Edgemere Elementary, Oklahoma City, OK.

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Weird, indeed.

Work was horrible today – except for the students. I love my students. They put me in a better mood by the end of the day.

I haven’t been doing the jogging thing – I hurt my foot somehow, 2 weeks ago, and haven’t had the nerve to go jogging on it, as it seems to turn in a lame kind of limp after about 5 minutes. I’m trying  to walk more to make up for it, but I’m not doing very well with that.

It’s raining. I like that.

[Daily log: walking, 4 km]

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Caveat: Graphing Everything

This guy is graphing everything.

Well, everything in wikipedia.

Well, everything in wikipedia that has an “influenced by” section. It’s really cool, though. Go look at it.

Guess which wikipedia thing has the most “influenced by” connections to everything else? The giant red globe in the center-right of the close-up I’ve screenshotted, below.

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Our nihilist-in-chief. Yay.

Hmm.

What I’m listening to right now.

Snow Patrol, “Called Out In The Dark.”

[Daily log: walking, 3 km]

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Caveat: What We Think

"All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is everything. What we think we become." – Gautama Siddharta (563-483 BC).

Caveat: Way’sTop

In my neighborhood, like any neighborhood in South Korea, there is a plethora of convenience stores. Possibly, there is an average of one convenience store per building. I’m not sure, but that’s probably close. The most common are the Seven-Elevens and the Buy-the-Ways. The latter chain has as its name a rather clever, English-based pun – higher in quality than most Korean efforts at English-based puns.

Today, I ran across a store with a stunningly bizarre and ugly piece of modern art in front of it, that had something that may or may not have been intended to evoke some level of punnitry, and also included the word “Way.”

I found it particularly interesting, in part, for a very personal reason: my own family name: this could be my convenience store, much like my father’s failed effort at an auto-wrecking business in the 1970’s was named Way’s Old Car Works.

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Here’s the strange modern sculpture – I hope that’s what it is. This picture might make a nice “cover” for my facebook page. Maybe I’ll try that.

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[Daily log: walking, 3 km]

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Caveat: Bloody Sunday

What I’m listening to right now.

pictureU2, “Bloody Sunday.”

I was listening to my MP3 files on shuffle yesterday to this song, and I had the most vivid flashbacks of my first visit to New York City, in 1983.  I was with some friends from college – we’d somehow convinced ourselves that driving from Minnesota to NYC for a 4 day weekend was a good idea. So after 24 hours of driving straight through, we crossed the George Washington Bridge into Manhattan. I didn’t take any pictures on that trip, but here’s some random internet-found photos that capture the feeling of seeing NYC for the first time from that perspective.

The song’s theme (Irish politics) doesn’t match my vivid mental images at all, but they’re indelibly linked in my brain.

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Caveat: yon gray blank of sky

Cheerfulness Taught By Reason

I THINK we are too ready with complaint
In this fair world of God’s. Had we no hope
Indeed beyond the zenith and the slope
Of yon gray blank of sky, we might grow faint
To muse upon eternity’s constraint
Round our aspirant souls; but since the scope
Must widen early, is it well to droop,
For a few days consumed in loss and taint?
O pusillanimous Heart, be comforted
And, like a cheerful traveller, take the road
Singing beside the hedge. What if the bread
Be bitter in thine inn, and thou unshod
To meet the flints ? At least it may be said
‘Because the way is short, I thank thee, God.’
– Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Below is a scan of a photo I took in 1985. I believe it’s from the top of Notre Dame in Paris, looking north (?) – I suppose I could figure it out using googleearth if I worked at it. Note the yon gray blank of sky. That’s how I remember my time in Paris that year.

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Caveat: Try walking in my shoes

Feeling tired and burnt out at the moment. Not much to say.

I saw a description of some tornados in Oklahoma that said: "pants-dampening tornados." This was funny.

What I'm listening to right now.

Depeche Mode, "Walking in My Shoes." It was the continuous soundtrack of much darker times – still near the top of my complicated list of loved music.

Lyrics:

I would tell you about the things
They put me through
The pain I've been subjected to
But the Lord himself would blush
The countless feasts laid at my feet
Forbidden fruits for me to eat
But I think your pulse would start to rush

Now I'm not looking for absolution
Forgiveness for the things I do
But before you come to any conclusions
Try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes
If you try walking in my shoes

Morality would frown upon
Decency look down upon
The scapegoat fate's made of me
But I promise now, my judge and jurors
My intentions couldn't have been purer
My case is easy to see

I'm not looking for a clearer conscience
Peace of mind after what I've been through
And before we talk of any repentance
Try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes
If you try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes

Now I'm not looking for absolution
Forgiveness for the things I do
But before you come to any conclusions
Try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes
If you try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes

[Daily log: walking, 4 km]

Caveat: LBridge’s Karma

There is a schadenfreude in what’s been happening. When I left LBridge in 2009, it was with mixed emotions. One thing I felt was certain was that that company was in something of a downward spiral due to mismanagement.

And so… to be working for Karma, 3 years later, and have Karma take over the dregs of that LBridge business, now re-named as Woongjin but barely 6 months ago… well, one wants to mutter “I told you so.”

There is some familiarity, too. Some things aren’t that different from LBridge – including several staff members that I knew from back then, still around, and a PC on a colleague’s desk that is exactly the PC I had on my desk at LBridge – I know because there are stickers there that are too distinctive to have been coincidentally placed by someone else. Although LBridge had rebranded as Woongjin recently, a lot of the internals still bear the familiar LBridge logo.

I don’t feel a lot of confidence, right now, that this will go exceptionally smoothly. There are so many uncertainties, and I suspect (although I don’t know for certain) that there are some major financial risks involved, too, that are utterly beyond my control. Such is the churn of the Korean hagwon market, though. I don’t think it’s necessarily a bad thing. When Curt asked me how I was doing, yesterday, as if worried about the classes, I said I liked inheriting Woongjin’s (LBridge’s) rigid curriculum, and looked forward to making it work for the Karma kids.

Here’s a picture of the Woongjin building, with new “Karma Plus” signage attached (hard to see well because of the trees, the Karma sign is yellow, at the top of the building on the left: 카르마). This is LBridge’s former Hugok Middle-school campus, which is across the street from the former elementary campus where I worked in 2008-2009 (long ago closed down). So I took the photo this morning standing at the entry of my former work place.

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Welcome to yesterday. Life repeats, recycles, with renewal. Karma.

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Caveat: 노브레인

We had 회식 after work this evening, then I walked home in the damp, humid night.
There is a lot of tension between the Woongjin staff and Karma staff. It wasn’t terrible – I managed to avoid alcohol which always makes these experiences more positive, although resisting alcohol always makes me an incomprehensible alien among the Koreans. But I’m one those, regardless.
What I’m listening to right now.

노브레인 [no-beu-re-in = NO BRAIN], “그것이 젊음” [geu-geos-i jeolm-eum = that’s youth (?)].
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가사.

산다는~게 뭔지
고민만이 가득찬 그대
좌절은 변기에 버려
텅텅 빈~ 지갑에
절망감은 두둑한 그대
나도 그 마음 알아
하지만 너의
가슴은 타오르고 있잖아
때론 부딪쳐봐
때론 울어도봐
그것이 젊음
거침없이 재껴봐
때론 부딪쳐봐
때론 울어도봐
그것이 젊음이~기에
이별의~ 아픔에
슬픔에 둘러싸인 그대
휴지에 코풀면 나아져
낮은 성~적표에
압박을 받고있는 그대
나도 그땐 그랬어
하지만 너의
가슴은 타오르고 있잖아
때론 부딪쳐봐
때론 울어도봐
그것이 젊음
거침없이 재껴봐
때론 부딪쳐봐
때론 울어도봐
그것이 젊음이~기에@
흐린날이 있다면
맑은날도 있겠지~
yeah 워우워~
때론 부딪쳐봐
때론 울어도봐
그것이 젊음
거침없이 재껴봐
때론 부딪쳐봐
때론 울어도봐
그것이 젊음이~기에
(때론 부딪쳐봐)
(때론 울어도봐)
(때론 부딪쳐봐)
(때론 울어도봐)
(때론 부딪쳐봐)
(때론 울어도봐)
(때론 부딪쳐봐)
(때론 울어도봐)
그것이 젊음이~기에
그것이 젊음이~기에
그것이 젊음이~기에

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Caveat: Sleeping on the job

Koreans are good at sleeping anytime, anywhere. It’s because they practice sleep-deprivation in their jobs and schools at a scale I’ve only ever witnessed in US culture during basic training in the US Army. I recently ran across a picture taken, apparently, at the national legislature at Yeouido (in Seoul).

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There’s something truly awesome about this picture. Even the legislature looks just like a subway car or business office during break time.

The picture was found at a posting on Nate (a Korean web content portal) entitled 여의도의 흔한 피씨방 [Yeouidoui heunhan pissibang = the many PC-rooms of Yeouido], roughly equivalent to saying “Hey, there’s internet-cafes around capitol hill” (see the other pictures there to understand what this means – most of the pictures are of the various inappropriate things the legislators do with their PCs during sessions).

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Caveat: … more like …

Mitt Romney said, “We want America to be more like America.” I certainly can see this as an achievable aspiration. We want our presidential candidates to set realistic goals, right?

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(The picture above is an AP picture circulating on the web. Is posting it here and saying that fair use? I have no idea.)

But meanwhile, Australia is seeming more like Legoland. See picture below.

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Caveat: Creative Nothing

I've been trying to read a book of philosophy by Henri Bergson, entitled Creative Evolution. It's not going well. I'm just not in a place to be reading philosophy, maybe.

Work isn't really that challenging, and I don't feel as if I'm personally doing badly. In fact, my classes, such as they are, are going quite well, I feel.

But The Merger currently in progress means that work is a giant, energy-sucking chaos machine. I feel utterly exhausted at the end ot the day. Which is how I feel. At the end of the day.

More later, then.

[Daily log: walking, 3 km]

Caveat: Gatorrada

Cat's always land on their feet.

Buttered toast always lands butter-side down.

Think about. We can solve the world's energy needs. Here's a Brazilian commercial for an energy drink, that explains.

Caveat: Scenes from Day 2 of The Merger

Scene 1 from day 2 of The Merger.

Under the new schedule, I've been required to give up my little-ones – the first and second graders in my Phonics classes. Those kids are so difficult to teach, but I truly love them, too. Today, after their class was finishing with their new teacher, I saw little Yedam in the hall. A tiny girl, very cute, charming personality, but amazingly difficult to teach, as she has so far utterly failed to wrap her mind around the concept of "chair." (She doesn't know how to sit down.)

"예담아," I motioned for her to come over to where I was coming out of another classroom. "Clark-셈, 어떼요?" She had been panicked earlier, at the idea of changing teachers. She is the girl who used to cry whenever we had a vocabulary quiz. I expected the worst.

But she surprised me. She smiled shyly and held up forefinger joined to thumb, in the "OK" sign. "응… 좋아. Bye teacher." She ran away down the stairs. I felt happy and relieved.

Scene 2 from day 2 of The Merger.

We were sitting around in the cramped, over-crowded, not yet properly configured staff room. The middle schooler teachers mostly off doing the test-prep stuff, we mostly elementary teachers not having much to do, but Curt had had a tantrum yesterday about teachers leaving earlier than 10 pm when things still weren't settled (10 pm is the official end time).

It's weird, for me, because all of a sudden I have a bunch of colleagues who are fluent English speakers – Karma only had me and Grace, and Grace was part-time, but now there's a group of 4 of us. Frank was reading something online about a zombie attack (a la the recent weird news from Miami), but now in China. Differentiated, apparently, by the fact that this zombie attack in China didn't involve drugs, as the Miami event had. Some guy had tried to eat the face of some other guy. Ken said something about oh, how strange, there's maybe a real zombie virus out there. But then Frank said, very funny, "Yeah, but those Chinese, they will eat anything."

Um. Get it? I thought it was funny at the time.

Scene 3 from day 2 of The Merger.

Actually, a scene unrelated to The Merger. I was walking home. I saw one of those motorcycles that looks like a prop from a Mad Max movie – beaten up and dirty, and saddlebags and boxes duct taped onto the back in a big pile, some guy who looks like he lives on his motorcycle, with a cool windshield-type-contraption on the front, made out of plastic and duct tape and cardboard (and how does he see through it?). The man wearing a bandana and no helmet. He looked like post-apocalyptic Korean pirate. But his motorcyle had a GPS taped onto the handlebars. And he was talking on an iPhone. And running a red light. This is Korea.

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Caveat: Dreamhater

I wish I could think something clever or pithy or bitingly sarcastic to write here, in response to this guy, Michael Chabon, who writes in the New York Review of Books that he hates dreams, and singles out fictional dreams for special hating.

But I can't think of anything clever to write. Just that he's kind of an asshole, as far as I can tell. I wanted to think there was something sarcastic or ironic or inverted in his little rant, but I can't find it.

Perhaps I should say, "This guy hates dreams; I hate him." But that's about as banal as what he wrote, isn't it? Oh… whatever. I'm stretching for a blog entry here, obviously. I wanted to document this obnoxious bit of internetalia.

Caveat: Staying Positive

“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.” – Herm Albright.

And that's a good enough reason for me. I think I annoyed some people, today. But I rather lost my own positivity by the end of the day – it was so chaotic and unnecessarily difficult. Sigh. It was the first day of the merged hagwon.

But we all survived to face another day. So it's not that bad, right?

[Daily log: walking, 4 km]

 

Caveat: Oh! My God.

What I'm listening to right now.

걸스데이 [geol-seu-de-i = Girl's Day], "Oh! My God." It's a dumb song. And a dumb video. But I live in Korea. I work with teenagers. So… I hear things like this.

가사:

작사 작곡 강지원 김기범 편곡 강지원

OH OH OH MA MA MA
어우워우 어 어 우워우
OH OH OH MA MA MA
어우워우 어 어 우워우

여자 맘을 몰라 넌 몰라
꼭 말해줘야 너는 아니 아니
오빤 정말 이래서 안돼
뭘 잘못했는지도 몰라 몰라

맨날 미안하단말 맨날 사랑한단말
이제 더는 못믿겠어 NO NO
맨날 노력한다고 맨날 잘하겠다고
내맘하나 몰라주니

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD GOD
정말 눈치코치 하나없어 없어
아 정말 아 정말 정말 정말
너무 답답해서 미치겠어 겠어

OH OH OH MA MA MA
어우워우 어 어 우워우
OH OH OH MA MA MA
어우워우 어 어 우워우

남잔 하나같이 똑같애
하난 알고 둘은 몰라 몰라
화장하고 머릴 바꿔도
그것조차 너는 몰라 몰라

맨날 미안하단말 맨날 사랑한단말
이제 더는 못믿겠어 NO NO
맨날 노력한다고 맨날 잘하겠다고
내맘하나 몰라주니

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD GOD
정말 눈치코치 하나없어 없어
아 정말 아 정말 정말 정말
너무 답답해서 미치겠어 겠어

OH OH OH MA MA MA
어우워우 어 어 우워우
OH OH OH MA MA MA
어우워우 어 어 우워우

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD GOD
정말 눈치코치 하나없어 없어
아 정말 아 정말 정말 정말
너무 답답해서 미치겠어 겠어

OH OH OH MA MA MA
어우워우 어 어 우워우
OH OH OH MA MA MA
어우워우 어 어 우워우 OH MY GOD

Caveat: 이사하기

I worked today, even though it was Sunday – Karma is moving into the Woongjin (formerly LBridge’s middle-school campus in Hugok) building next door, as part of the merger.

I worked hard – moving desks, moving boxes, unpacking boxes, rearranging and cleaning desks. I feel very tired. Tomorrow, the elementary kids start the Woongjin curriculum, but I only have one elementary class on my new schedule for Monday, so it will be a fairly easy day to adjust to the new situation and surroundings. The middle-schoolers are finishing their test-prep for their first semester finals, and so they’re getting special classes, but once the middle-school schedule kicks back to normal, I’ll be pretty busy – Curt’s actually weighted me even more toward the middle-schoolers than so far. I’m not sure what that’s about – I suspect he’s hoping to continue Karma’s good reputation for middle-schoolers (i.e. the TP program is pretty “premium” in the local market) while letting the Woongjin curriculum improve the elementary side. We’ll see how it works out.

Here’s a random picture of some goofy boys in my EP4 cohort (RIP, along with all Karma elementary cohorts, as they join  the Woongjin ones). We were reading something that referenced The Lion King movie and so they spontaneously decided they needed to have a lion-drawing competition on the blackboard.

picture

picture[Daily log: walking, 3 km; moving desks, boxes, etc., 6 hours]

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