There was a young man
From Cork who got limericks
And haikus confused
I don't know the origin of this… poem… but it's circulating on the internet. I found it quite funny.
Another unattributable internet-sourced quote, somewhat humorous:
"I have a computer in my pocket that lets me instantly access the entirety of human knowledge. I use it to look at pictures of cats."
[daily log: walking, 7km]