Caveat: Wait, here comes a cowboy

This is a little bit dated, but it's some serious anti-war stuff. Minneapolitan Sims (of Doomtree Collective) with Crescent Moon, rapping about Iraq.

What I'm listening to right now.

ImagesSims, "Frontline (feat. Crescent Moon)."

Lyrics.

(…thousand miles from home, an American army is fighting for you…He'll do everything he can to bring peace to our land through the guiding of God's hand…take action…this message is brought to you as a public service by your department of wealth and helfare…and crown thy good with brotherhood from sea to shining sea)

[Chorus]
Left right, march to your grave site
They got 'em ready on the front line
Every man, woman, and child
For miles, single file
Take a number and they'll call you when it comes time
The air feels thick not as thick
As the black smoke blockin' out the sunshine
Speak up boy they can't hear your voice
And I never had a choice when they hold mine

[Crescent Moon]
Yo, you put up your pride
They burn, gonna burn it down
You speakin' your mind
They turn, gonna turn it down
They feed you their lies
You word, spread and learn it now
Live by it (Learn to smile)
Big riots (Burn awhile)
Thank you for savin' us savages
Godless primates that never had a prayer
Bottom of the food chain
Around where the maggots is
Trippin' antagonists
Layer by layer (By layer)
Now do we divide or do we divide?
You don't believe in evolution
Or improvin' with time
Now you standin' there
Talkin' 'bout what's truly divine
I know right from wrong
Wherein you need a sign from the sky
Back, back to where you all came
Give me every brother back
Lynched in your God's name
Your lords gold plated on a chain
Mine's hangin' from a tree
By his neck in the rain
Shit, I got blood
To watch the trail of tears
Watch a trail of tears
Survived and kept comin'
How'm I supposed to feel
About honorin' my country
When I'm lookin' at they killer
Every time I see a 20
What the fuck is he talkin' 'bout?
You're so patriotic
I ain't fightin' in a war
I don't believe dyin' for
Hide behind that sticker on your bumper
You ain't sendin' folded up
flags back home to their mothers
You ain't overseas fightin'
Dyin' with the others
You would rather send your neighbors
Teachers, cousins, nephews, little brother
Hidin' in your mansion in the suburbs
Like your God wouldn't judge you
Sleepin' under silk covers
'Bout to reach Vietnam numbers
While your president leads you
In prayer for his brothers
We 'bout to reach Vietnam numbers
Why don't you go ahead
Say me a prayer while you're under

[Chorus]
Left right, march to your grave site
They got 'em ready on the front line
Every man, woman, and child
For miles, single file
Take a number and they'll call you when it comes time
The air feels thick not as thick
As the black smoke blockin' out the sunshine
Speak up boy they can't hear your voice
And I never had a choice when they hold mine

[Sims]
I believe in the spirit
And the feathered serpent
But never in the curtain
Words sown by a sermon
In the service of your churches
T-t-t-tighten up the wire
Turnin' t-t-turnin' citizens to servants
It's the c-c-c-constant chaotic
F-f-f-fear of Bin Laden
Either him or it's Saddam
God we hit bottom
Wait, here comes a cowboy
And he's a hero he promise
Wavin' crosses, and pistols
And fistfuls of profits
But, there's blood in your hands
There's blood in your pockets
Blood fills your goblets
Patriotic gun
With the scum in the office
With no conscience
I hope you choke
On your own broken soul
Oh-overdose your God's a remote
I know you're usin' up the social control
Abusin' human rights
Cuz your views confused at birth right
And you want me to march
Left right, left death toll
You'll eat what you said so souls
No, won't march for your C.E.O.s
I roll with the murder of crows
Flyin' over the booms
Over the wreckage
And so we go
Why would I waste a mile
In your crooked footsteps?
We don't see eye to eye
You see me as that prodigal son
But I see I got nowhere to move and nowhere to run
But I see why you got power from day one
From the slaves that you captured
Sell em' in to hell and tell 'em
To wait for the rapture
To the day we slaves you manufacture
Master, pastor, same hegemony
Subtle demise makes a legitimate plea
Jesus, please save me from the Jesus freaks
There's vultures in the skies
And there's solders overseas
Christian's on a mission
With missiles positioned and ready to launch
'Til somebody's ghost is ready to haunt
God love's America the most
Cuz it gives him what he wants

[Chorus]
Left right, march to your grave site
They got 'em ready on the front line
Every man, woman, and child
For miles, single file
Take a number and they'll call you when it comes time
The air feels thick not as thick
As the black smoke blockin' out the sunshine
Speak up boy they can't hear your voice
And I never had a choice when they hold mine

[4x]
Speak up boy they can't hear your voice

Caveat: Property is a form of theft

Although I have some sympathy at the ideological level with anarchism, I probably would never be a very good anarchist, because I like rules too much. I'm perfectly happy, most of the time, to live in a semi-fascistic (pseudo-fascistic?) state, like South Korea.

My feelings about Chomsky are conflicted, at best. Most people will say that the guy is a genius in the field of linguistics, but his politics are crazy. I'm perhaps unconventional in that I would be much more likely to appreciate his contributions to politics than his work in linguistics – and I say that as someone with a graduate degree in linguistics. It's not that he hasn't brought genuine insight to linguistics, especially the realm of syntax, but I have always found him to be stunningly hypocritical in his approach to his profession vis-a-vis his approach to politics. His pronouncements and conduct as the "founding father" (those are irony quotes) of modern syntax theory and much of analystical descriptive linguistics are strikingly authoritarian and patriarchal, which is, frankly, unbecoming of a self-proclaimed anarcho-syndicalist.

Having said that, I have strong sympathies to anarcho-syndicalism. I even sometimes will list my political affiliation as "moderate anarcho-syndicalist" which is deliberately ironic – to capture that I have sympathies to it without actually practicing it (i.e. ironic as to say "moderate radical").

Why am I writing about any of this, right now? I ran across a video that was a mash-up of a Chomsky speech from the 1970s and some hip-hop. It made me think about my views of revolutionary politics and of Chomsky in particular.

Do I believe property is a form of theft? Perhaps in the strictly marxian sense, sure: as a philosophical starting point. But it's theft within the framework of a broader social contract that "allows" such theft, and I'm all about contracts and rule-of-law – even in the case of essentially "unjust" laws.

The key to reform must include not just ignoring or protesting unjust laws, which is the fairly typical anarchist-left approach (e.g. Occupy! etc.) but also working hard to create societal consensus about changing unjust laws (a good recent example of that would be the emerging, truly revolutionary, new social consensus with respect to the issue of marriage equality). Most  forms of social protest tend to stridently alienate those in opposition (cf. Tea Partiers vs Occupiers) and as such, actually work against building the kind of longer-term societal change that would be of the most benefit. That, in a nutshell, is why I'm not an Occupier despite my ideological proclivities.

Caveat: The Space Emperor Feels Guilty

While I'm proud of what we've achieved together, I'm far more mindful of my own failings, knowing exactly what Lincoln meant when he said, "I have
been driven to my knees many times by the overwhelming conviction that I
had no place else to go." – Barack Obama, 2012 Nomination Acceptance
Speech.

Images
If this is true and sincere, I almost (only almost) could forgive his
continuing surrender to the Cheneyesque post-civil-rights security state
and his utter failure to roll back the increasingly imperial
presidency.

The fact is, what most people like to tout as one of his greatest accomplishments – the assassination of Osama Bin Laden – I tend to view as one of the hugest symptoms of Obama's surrender to the logic that permitted the Afghanistan and Iraq wars in the first place. Where was that man's trial? Where was the justice? He was a criminal – why wasn't he accorded the rights accorded criminals under rule-of-law? What about due process? What about the Geneva Conventions? Surely a New York jury would have convicted him. Bin Laden's death was Obama's darkest moment, and I wonder if the above quote might alude to that. I wish I could know that it did – but even so, could he be forgiven? Was Osama's death anywhere close to as "necessary" as the U.S. Civil War (as suggested by the reference to Lincoln). That implies a rather grandiose self-view.

Caveat: the austerians of reactionary Keynesianism

Images"Once
upon a time Republicans were tax collectors for the welfare state. Now
Democrats are the austerians of reactionary Keynesianism." – Corey Robin

There's a lot going on in that quote, so if you want to understand it, I recommend Robin's essay at Crooked Timber. It's pretty in-depth – but a good historical analysis of the way the Republicans and Democrats have evolved over the last several generations, such that modern Democrats more closely resemble Republicans of 50 years ago than they do historical Democrats. And not to everyone's benefit.

Caveat: Thank God Eh?

ImagesDid you know that Canada has a strategic maple syrup reserve? Well, I didn't either. I found out because I read on The Atlantic that someone has stolen some of its contents: $30 million worth. That's a lot of maple syrup.

I turned to my coworker and commented on this. This was pertinent because my coworker, being Korean-Canadian, was possibly interested in this tidbit of trivia.

I said, "Canada stockpiles maple syrup. Who knew?"

Without missing a beat, he said, "Yea, but, I mean, thank God, eh?"

Caveat: Quick to Hope

I know people probably don't wan't to hear my thoughts on politics. But I'm feeling discouraged. Reading blogs like Stop Me Before I Vote Again doesn't help. Here's a writer named Al  Schumann (who sometimes gets on my nerves), capturing some of my thoughts with his extreme sarcasm:

The "nice" brand of advocacy has to take the form of pleas to participate in deranged comparison shopping. This is not just any lemon, ladies and gentlemen, this is a genuine proletarian lemon, certified by veterans of Students for a Democratic Society. It's far superior to the bourgeois wingnut lemon. It enhances your unique sense of self. The neighbors will feel like fools when you drive off the cliff in style.

Does it matter how you look when you drive off a cliff?!

Is it that bad? Am I just in a bad mood? I like the phrase "deranged comparison shopping." Now that's US politics.

Here's a meme-picture I ran across. Perhaps it resonates because I was one of those guilty of feeling hope – despite my evident lack of youth.

Hope-deceives

"On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."

"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."

"I did," said Ford. "It is."

"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"

"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."

"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"

"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."

"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"

"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in."

– Douglas Adams, in So Long, And Thanks For All the Fish

Caveat: Cognitive Dissonance – Paul Ryan Edition

Well, now that I'm back home, I can go back to observing politics, at least part of the time. Given that Paul Ryan is noteworthy at the moment, with Romney's announcement that he was the VP pick, I thought this relevant. Ryan, like most current GOP types these days, seems to hold both Ronald Reagan and Ayn Rand in pretty high regard (but see also: he seems to have renounced Rand recently). But Rand and Reagan were philosophically at odds, and despised each other. Here's Rand on Reagan (as found at dangerousminds):

What do I think of President Reagan? The best answer to give would be: But I don’t think of him—and the more I see, the less I think. I did not vote for him (or for anyone else) and events seem to justify me. The appalling disgrace of his administration is his connection with the so-called “Moral Majority” and sundry other TV religionists, who are struggling—apparently with his approval—to take us back to the Middle Ages, via the unconstitutional union of religion and politics.

Seeing quotes like this reminds me why I was rather Randian myself, once-upon-a-time. I've long since converted to a kind of euro-style liberalism, at least in politics. But my libertarian tendencies still run deep, and she was always at her best when she was defending atheism.

Caveat: Parental Wisdom

"Any politician who will not show multiple year taxes may be hiding something." – George Romney.

So far I haven't felt deluged with political discourse since coming to the U.S. – but I recognize that since Minnesota is in no way a swing state, the battle is taking place elsewhere. I'm not really looking forward to it.

Caveat: … more like …

Mitt Romney said, "We want America to be more like America." I certainly can see this as an achievable aspiration. We want our presidential candidates to set realistic goals, right?

Mittsicecream

(The picture above is an AP picture circulating on the web. Is posting it here and saying that fair use? I have no idea.)

But meanwhile, Australia is seeming more like Legoland. See picture below.

Legobrokenhill03

 

Caveat: On Justice Roberts and ObRomneyCare

I'm not sure that Roberts' siding with the constitutionality of ACA is a good thing. First and foremost, because I'm not sure there's much that's progressive about the ACA – it's always struck me as being so compromised with the insurance industry and the status quo that it wasn't likely to really offer much genuine reform. All Roberts has shown is that he will take the side of corporations – which we already knew from e.g. Citizens United. And as many commentators have already pointed out, he nevertheless managed to reject that the ACA was valid due to the Commerce Clause in the Constitution, calling the mandate fines a tax instead. As a result, he's provided ammunation to the Republicans who can attack Obama as "tax-and-spend" – thus doing Obama no favors while nevertheless avoiding besmirching the court's allegedly non-partisan reputation. He gets the best of both worlds, and plants the seeds for further erosion of the Commerce Clause.

One blog, Stop Me Before I Vote Again, had what I found to be a bitter, cynical, but largely accurate summary of what's going on with this. And one commentor on that blog post, going by the name "Picador," had a thought that I feel is worth quoting:

Roberts has actually done us a favour here: he's pulled back the curtain a bit on the whole "government of enumerated powers" illusion. His decision is perfectly in line with legal precedent: after all, the government essentially already has an individual mandate for every citizen to buy a predator drone or a cluster bomb from a defence contractor (stored and maintained by the CIA and US Army, of course), so why not health insurance too? Once the power to tax is unrestricted, do you really even need the commerce clause anymore?

Indeed. Via our taxes, we've been mandated to support a vast, planetary-scale war-machine for decades. How is mandating that people buy healthcare coverage that different?

On a lighter note, the humor/meme site, Buzzfeed, has a posting of people who have – no kidding – announced via Twitter that they're moving to Canada due to their disgust with the creeping socialism in the U.S. This is hilarious.

Caveat: Barack H. Cheney

Michael T. Klare at Guernica magazine makes a what I find a convincing case that Barack Obama's energy policy is a near perfect continuation of Dick Cheney's, as developed both while he was Bush II's vice president but even when he was Secretary of Defense under Bush I (due to said energy policy's notably heavy geopolitical elements).

Let's add to that the almost transparent way in which Obama is continuing the Cheneyesque national security policy (e.g. drones, subterfuges against Iran, Guantanamo, etc., etc.), and I have hard time not believe that Cheney somehow, eerily, still seems to be pupeteering the White House, despite his protoge's replacement by a zombie from the other team.

I'm so discouraged. I'm trying to decide what third-party candidate to support.

Caveat: The Space Emperor’s Apotheosis

There's an artist named Tim O'Brian. I recently ran across an illustration of his that struck me as symbolically correct. To those who feel that Obama is too far left, I can only say that I feel you are deeply, deeply mistaken. I'm among those who perceive Obama to be turning out to be one of the most conservative Democratic presidents in more than 100 years. That's why this illustration makes sense to me. Plus it looks cool.

Tim-O’Brien_web4

I had made a decision to call Obama "The [broken link! FIXME] Future [broken link! FIXME] Space [broken link! FIXME] Emperor" way back when he first appeared to be winning the 2008 election, but I haven't stuck with it. If you stick with that metaphor, though – BHO as Palpatine – does that mean that Reagan is the dark side of the Force? Darth Ronald. Nice. Continuing the metaphor, I like the sound of Darth Romney, too. …Rolls off the tongue. We could view the current election as just a minor squabble among the Sith Lords within the Coruscant Beltway.

As I've admitted before, I voted for him. And I still view the currently psychotic Republican party as an unacceptable alternative. But I'm less and less enamored of Obama, too, if I ever was.

Caveat: Cause For Optimism

"the trash-strewn lots of Detroit and the subway tunnels of New York support far more biodiversity than the sterile, “sustainably planted” forests that cover most of the continental U.S." – Christopher Mims, in an article at a site called Motherboard.

This seems depressing and darkly pessimistic, but frankly, I find in it cause for optimism. Why? Because that means nature is actually pretty good at building biodiversity "under duress." The world is not ending – merely changing. And evolution is all about adaptation. Things will go on.

Caveat: Casualties

According to this article on the AP, suicides have exceeded war casualties among troops in Afghanistan this year. Partly, that underscores how few troops actually die fighting in Afghanistan – the drones help assure that mostly the people who die are on the other side. But this whole suicide-while-in-the-military tells me they're doing something very wrong. I can speak from my own experience in the Army – when you feel there's some moral failing in what you're doing, it's much easier to feel despair and get depressed. I think, therefore, that this suicide rate among troops is something we should pay attention to, vis-a-vis our moral instincts – do we have any?

What I'm listening to right now.

Radiohead, "Go To Sleep." This song is awesome, and the video is cool too – I'd never seen it before searching for a version of the song to paste here.

Like every song from this album (Hail To The Thief), it makes me nostalgic for my massive 2003 road trip in Australia, when I discovered my rental car had a CD player and I went into some suburban Sydney Target store and bought a couple Radiohead CDs, which thus became my soundtrack for the trip up the coast from Sydney to Cairns (2000 km).

Caveat: The Private Sector Is Doing Fine

President Obama got in some trouble for saying this. But it's true. Robert Wright at The Atlantic explains. Here is a graph from his article.

JobsPriv

Wright speculates:

"What if Obama, rather than just try to walk back his unfortunate choice of words, trotted out some visual aids and spent 60 seconds explaining exactly what he meant? 'Professorial' can be a feature, not a bug."

Haha. Obama's having got defensive and backed down on this issue really does seem like a mistake, to me.

Caveat: Trawlers and Fish

There's a political blog called "Stop Me Before I Vote Again." It's one of those leftish blogs (cf. also the libertarianish IOZ) that rants alot about how the Democrats are too far right and that there's some kind of conspiracy (or accidental synergy) between the two main parties in the US that prevents truly leftist agendas from being pursued – that the Democratic Party's leftism is a sort of subterfuge, essentially. I read the blog, occasionally, but the quality of the writing has decreased – or else I just don't get the point – there's really only one writer there that I even find coherent, to be honest.

But one recent post by Mr Coherent (Michael J. Smith – is this a real name or pseudonym?) made a striking and noticeable point about the stridency of right-leaning talk radio in the U.S. A quote (he's talking about the show called "Focus on the Family"):

Focus on The Family is a radio product; that is, it's a commercial enterprise with a political angle. It's a show; everything on it is contrived and scripted. It's a fishing boat, and the "Fundies" — for lack of a better word — are the fish. Some come into the net, of course, and others do not.

Strelnikov [the person being criticized here] has never swum with the fish in question; he knows nothing at all about their lives and feelings and thought processes. What does a trawler tell you about fish, except that they can be caught and sold?

This is a very important point.

"What does a trawler tell you about fish, except that they can be caught and sold?" I'd like to apply the same essentially marxian logic (I'm thinking of how ideologies are deployed to preserve systems, a la Eagleton) to how we think about behemoths like Fox News – these things are not reflecting views, they're designed to draw people in with the views they express, and maybe, incidentally, they cause the "fish" to swim in certain directions they wouldn't, on their own. Let's never forget that the current "far right looniness" in the U.S. is caused mostly by people who realized they could make money off of it. The rational market is going to eventually self destruct, at this rate, it seems to me.

[Daily log: um, no]

Caveat: Finance

There is some guy in Russia who was previously convicted of operating a Ponzi scheme during the go-go post-communist 90's (his conviction was originally delayed because he managed to get elected to parliament, which gave him immunity). Now, he's operating a ponzi scheme again – but this time, he's announced that that's what he's doing, thereby perhaps avoiding illegality – seriously, is it illegal to bilk stupid people of their money, if you tell them that's what you're doing? He argues that that makes him no different than a major bank or a casino. See the article, here. It does rather raise ethical issues, and/or connect to what would be the various appropriate liberal/libertarian/conservative stances with regard to it.

Today I had a busy day despite the start of the test prep time – one of the other teachers was absent, and so I covered some extra classes. And I tried to study, some. And I saw Stephen Colbert

-Notes for Korean-
노래하는 분수대 [no-rae-ha-neun bun-su-dae] = the "Singing Fountain" at Ilsan's Lake Park
수위 [su-wi] = janitor
경비원 [gyeong-bi-won] = building watchman, doorman
바닥 [ba-dak] = floor, ground
마루 [ma-ru] = wooden floor
천장 [cheon-jang] = ceiling
칠판 [chil-pan] = blackboard, whiteboard, chalkboard
부엌 [bu-eok] = kitchen
거실 [geo-sil] = living room
전자레인지 [jeon-ja-re-in-ji] = microwave (electric-range)
가스레인지 [ga-seu-re-in-ji] = stovetop (gas-range)
오븐 [o-beun] = oven
커튼 [keo-teun] = curtain(s)
블라인드 [beul-la-in-deu] = blinds
유리장 [yu-ri-jang] = a pane of glass
시계 [si-gye] = clock, watch
벌 [beol] = punishment
체벌 [che-beol] = corporal punishment (observation on usage: Koreans seem to preferentially use this term for what I, personally, prefer to call "hazing" – it's punishment of the body not by hitting or hurting someone, but rather by compelling them to hold positions or engage in actions which cause discomfort to their own bodies, e.g. making students stand with their arms up in the air for extended periods of time, making them hold heavy objects, making them jog or do pushups or that kind of thing – it's basically boot-camp-style discipline; I don't think this really means corporal punishment the way Americans use that term, although the literal meaning is corporal punishment [body-punish])
교실 [gyo-sil] = classroom
식당 [sik-dang] = dining room [also restaurant]
침 [chim] = bed
침실 [chim-sil] = bedroom [bed-room]
의자 [ui-ja] = chair
창문 [chang-mun] = window
문짝 [mun-jjak] = door [one panel of a multi-part door]
문 [mun] = doorway, gate
책상 [chaek-sang] = desk
책장 [chaek-jang] = bookcase (or, the pages in a book)
식탁 [sik-tak] = table
소파 [so-pa] = sofa
(진공)청소기 [(jin-gong)cheong-so-gi] = vacuum [(vacuum) clean-machine)]
드라이기 [deu-ra-i-gi] = dryer (dry-machine)
기계 [gi-gye] = machine
냉장고 [naeng-jang-go] = refrigerator, cooler
식혜 [sik-hye] = Korean rice drink, cf. horchata
생강 [saeng-gang] = ginger
도토리 [do-to-ri] = acorn (powder, flour)
도토리묵 [do-to-ri-muk] = acorn jelly
염원하다 [yeom-won-ha-da] = to want strongly, to long for
호치키스 [ho-chi-ki-seu] = stapler (really, this is a brand name = ~Hotchkiss?)
절대 않다 [jeol-dae anh-da] = (I/you/he/she) never do/es that
절대 안했어요 [jeol-dae an-haess-eo-yo] = (I/you/he/she) never did that
절대 안할 거에요 [jeol-dae an-hal geo-e-yo] = (I/you/he/she) never will do that
뛰어넘다 [ttwi-eo-nam-da] = to hop
열대 [yeol-dae] = tropical (climate)
온대 [on-dae] = temperate (climate)
냉대 [naeng-dae] = arctic  (climate)
아열대 [a-yeol-dae] = subtropical (climate)
야단맛다 [ya-dan-mas-da] = to be scolded
야단치다 [ya-dan-chi-da] = to scold
사랑스러운 눈길로 [sa-rang-seu-reo-un nun-gil-lo] = with a loving gaze
X스럽다 [seu-reop-da] = to feel X about someone else
받아들이다 [bad-a-deur-i-da] = to receive, to get
수용하다 [su-yong-ha-da] = to accept, to receive
수염 [su-yeom] = whiskers
뉘우치다 [nwi-u-chi-da] = to repent a sin
한 [han] = regret (N) [this is one of many homonyms of 한]

[Daily log: walking, 4 km]

Caveat: Do Not Kill

From a blog called Lowering the Bar:

A number of sources (including the Wall Street Journal) report that someone has used the White House's "We the People" website to start a petition asking it to create a "Do Not Kill" list similar to the "Do Not Call" list that has been reasonably successful against telemarketers. […] The president, who you may recall won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009, then personally approves names on the "kill list" for execution targeted killing by drone. […]

There may be no need to worry, of course, if you think the government will never get it wrong and target somebody who's actually innocent. And probably that never happens. In fact, it really can't happen, because the administration has adopted a rule defining any "military-age male" it has blown up as a terrorist unless proven innocent:

[The rule] in effect counts all military-age males in a strike zone as combatants, according to several administration officials, unless there is explicit intelligence posthumously proving them innocent. Counterterrorism officials insist this approach is one of simple logic: people in an area of known terrorist activity, or found with a top Qaeda operative, are probably up to no good.

All perfectly legal under the Fifth Amendment, of course, which provides that no person shall be "deprived of life, liberty, or property, unless he is probably up to no good." And under the strike-zone rule, you also don't have to worry about killing foreign civilians, because there aren't any, at least not near your bomb.

ImagesI voted for Obama in 2008, at least in part because of his promise not to continue the Bushcheneyian business-as-usual vis-a-vis the loss of respect for due process and rule of law. It was that same promise that got him the above-mentioned Nobel Peace Price, I presume. So much for promises.

The above encapsulates why I am going to have a VERY difficult time voting for him again in 2012, despite my terror at the Romneyian alternative. I may just forgo voting altogether, so as to avoid the guilt. I know that's very sad. I particularly like the blogger's re-interpretation of the 5th Amendment.

I tried to go to the whitehouse.gov website and sign the above-mentioned petition, but the site complained that it was having technical difficulties. I wondered if that was due to my choice of petittion. But then, eventually, I was able to sign the petition.

Caveat: the narcissism of small differences

I was reading an article at the Atlantic by Robert Kaplan about Vietnam's complex, fraught relationship with China, and how that has made them much more receptive to US influence in the region, despite the legacy of the Vietnam War. Whenever I study Vietnam, I'm always struck by the cultural and political similarities with Korea.

One phrase that he uses to describe the millenia-long influence of China on its southern neighbor is: "the narcissism of small differences." This made me laugh, because it's so precisely the sort of phrase that could be applied to the interesting cultural dynamics at play between Korea and China, too, or between Korea and Japan, or between North Korea and South Korea, for that matter. And I suppose it could apply to most any cultural interaction between related neighbors, e.g. Canada and the U.S., too. That being said, although it's a thought-provoking phrase, I don't actually think it conveys much information. It's more poetry than political analysis.

I spent the day today reading and cleaning my fridge. Not at the same time. And I tried to study a little bit, too. I'm still feeling very distressed and annoyed with my knowledge that I need to reduce my blood pressure, and I'm manifesting a definite lack of self-discipline in tackling it – step one: I ate too much today. It was healthy food, mostly… but it was too much. Pasta and stuff. Sigh.

-Notes for Korean-
[I'm resurrecting this "feature" of my blog from 2008/2009 – I think it helps me to organize my study efforts. I'm not sure why I ever stopped doing it, except that there have been periods when I've given up studying Korean.]

수영하다 = to swim (humans)
헤엄하다 = to swim (animals/fish)
모엄 = adventure
병아리 = chick (i.e. baby chicken)
시냇가 = stream, rivulet
건너다 = to cross
뛰다 = to run
마당 = yard
날다 = to fly
백설기 = a style of tteok that has a texture that resembles, in my mind, polenta
붐에 안다 = hug closely
알아차리다 = to realize (to come to know…) (so, 알아치리지 못했구나 = I didn't realize… )
가리키다 = to point
영리하다 = to be clever, to be smart

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Caveat: The Union of Countries That Start With the Letter M

UCTSWLM. According to a graph being shared by business blogger Derek Thompson (at the Atlantic), there is some measure of economic"dispersion" – I'm not sure what that term really means in economic terms – according to which the countries in the Eurozone have a higher "dispersion" than a hypothetical Union of Countries That Start With the Letter M. And supposedly, this "dispersion" is a bad thing, if one is considering undertaking a monetary union – e.g. the Eurozone.

Better candidates for monetary union – besides the UCTSWLM – include the Market Economies of Latin America (who is being excluded, there? – Venezuala? Cuba? it doesn't say) and the Asian Tigers, among others.

Well, anyway. I like the idea of a UCTSWLM. We could just call it the M's, for short. Or maybe… Mmmmmmm. Imagine the headline: "Mmmmmmmm economy in crisis again! Will Malawi and Mongolia ever work out their differences?"

Caveat: GOEFL

Some Dalits in India are making a new "Goddess of English" according to something I saw at BBC. She's not a Goddess of English people, but English as a subject of study – because Dalits (who are India's "untouchable" caste) feel they need Engish even more than other Indian people. I think, actually, she should be called GOEFL – Goddess of English as a Foreign Language. This suits our language's current affinity for acronyms.

Wouldn't it be funny if, hundreds of years from now, anthropologists were trying to figure out how, exactly, GOEFL arose? I think if there's a Goddess, there needs to be some holy literature to go with her – I mean, seriously, if there was going to be a new "religion of the Book," this is the candidate. It should be a dictionary, maybe? Or a grammar textbook. That would be awesome.

I think the GOEFL could be serious candidate for FSM-type status. (FSM stands for Flying Spaghetti Monster.) I won't try to explain – but I recall the anecdote of the Kansas science teacher who tried to get the "FSM creation myth" into the classroom, based on challenging the vague wording of a new pro-creationist education law in that retrograde state. Properly, the religion is called Pastafarianism. I do not make this comparison this to mock GOEFL – I genuinely and sincerely hope she's a successful and widely adopted goddess.

To celebrate GOEFL Advent, I met my friend Basil who was up from Gwangju visiting, and we went out to that Indian Restaurant in the LaFesta shopping center (about a block from my old apartment). Actually, we didn't know it was GOEFL Advent. But we had some Naan and I had Aloo Palak and Raita, anyway. There were thunderstorms but the rain was sparse and we mostly walked between the raindrops.

What I'm listening to right now.

Cafe Tacuba, "Las Flores."

[Daily log: walking, 6 km]

Caveat: Superlinearity

It's probably not interesting to most people, but I find it fascinating: a scientist has decided that cities are different from anything else in the biological sphere (i.e. cities are, after all, collective organisms), because they experience "superlinear growth." Which is to say, cities grow faster as they grow bigger – whereas growth in every other biological system slows down as it gets bigger. What are the implications of this? Is this like comparing apples and oranges? Read a NYT article here, or another article by Stewart Brand here.

Caveat: Divorce and IPOs

Tyler Cowen's Marginal Revolution blog had an interesting observation about the fact that apparently, the divorce rate in Silicon Valley goes up every time there's a giant IPO (e.g. Cisco, Google). This is apropos of the recent Facebook IPO, of course – although it should be noted that the Zuck got married on Saturday – not divorced. Maybe the divorce comes next week.

Caveat: deseo satisfecho

Cfmggm"La memoria es el deseo satisfecho." – Carlos Fuentes.

El escritor mexicano falleció. A la derecha, una foto de Fuentes con el gran escritor colombiano, Gabriel García Márquez.

Una de las primeras novelas que leí en español fue La muerte de Artemio Cruz, que me influyó profundamente no sólo literaria sino también políticamente:

"Las revoluciones las hacen los hombres de carne y hueso y no los santos, y todas acaban por crear una nueva casta privilegiada." – Carlos Fuentes.

Otra novela que recuerdo vívidamente es La región más transparente. Me brindó un entendimiento sobre las dinámicas complejas de lo sociopolítico en México.

La novela corta, Aura… la leí como poema en prosa. Esta novela es mi favorita, y es el único ejemplar del uso de la segunda persona en literatura que nunca me pareció torpe y carente de elegancia. Cuando hice un web-search sobre este tema, encontré que existe una traducción en coreano (imágen, izquierda debajo). La cita siguiente presenta el momento en que el protagonista – el extraño "tú-narrador," Felipe – encuentra a la fantasma Aura en la habitación de Consuelo.

Aurak Aura"Sólo tienes ojos para esos muros de reflejos desiguales, donde parpadean docenas de luces. Consigues, al cabo, definirlas como veladoras, colocadas sobre repisas y entrepaños de ubicación asimétrica. Levemente, iluminan otras luces que son corazones de plata, frascos de cristal, vidrios enmarcados, y sólo detrás de este brillo intermitente verás, al fondo, la cama y el signo de una mano que parece atraerte con su movimiento pausado."

Caveat: Diarios de Corea

I've been trying to read a book. It's called Diarios de Corea, by the Argentinian (or is he a Spaniard? I can't quite figure it out) journalist Bruno Galindo (I was unable to figure out if there's an English translation available – a cursory search online seems to suggest there isn't). I thought it would be interesting to get a non-Anglosphere perspective on Korea, but so far, I don't much like the book. I'm reading it in my usual non-linear fashion. I've read maybe 15% of it, skipping back and forth between the two parts – it's divided into a section on the North and a section on the South, the author having spent time on both sides.

Galindo1I suppose I can't criticize the part on the North – I know next to nothing about the North. But his sections on the South, there is a sort of vaguely gonzo myopia (is there such a thing as gonzo myopia? Of course – perhaps that's the point?) which can be summed up with a simple declaration, on my part: "Itaewon is not Korea, nor is it an accurate cross-section of Korea." For those who don't know, Itaewon is Seoul's historically "foreign" neighborhood. It's a zone of immigrants, of off-duty US soldiers, of hustlers and bars, of prostitutes and gray-market wholesalers, and of numerous excellent shops selling international goods. But Itaewon is hardly an accurate picture of Korea, or South Korea, or Seoul, or Korean culture, or anything at all. And Galindo's diary, at least what I've seen of it so far, seems to consist largely of encounters with various Itaewonites, supplemented by extractions from the yellowest of the Korean English-Language press (which is mostly yellow).

Imagine if a foreigner came to the U.S., and stayed at a hotel on Canal Street in New York City, and then went off to write a "perspective on the U.S." type book. Would it be an accurate picture of the U.S.? Would it even be an accurate picture of lower Manhattan?

I hate to leap to judgment. I'll keep reading the book. But his misapprehensions with respect to the South cause me to distrust what would otherwise be fascinating portrayals of life in the North. How accurate is it, really?

Caveat: On Marriage

I suppose it's time for me to weigh in on the gay marriage debate. Actually, I've done so [broken link! FIXME] before, but the events in North Carolina and with respect to Obama's recent speech, I felt like bringing it up again, since it's a matter of some concern among many of my friends and acquaintances.

In this matter, my libertarian instincts predominate, and my view has remained essentially unchanged over a period of almost 30 years, from back when I first was confronted with the idea of "gay marriage." I knew people, even when I was in elementary school – friends of my parents – who were essentially committed gay couples, living together. And at that time, what struck me as ridiculous was not that the state or that society should have some say in banning or disallowing or failing to recognize these types of relationships. No… what struck me then – and still strikes me now – as utterly bizarre is that the state should play some role in defining ANYONE's relationship with another person.

The fact is that I don't believe in gay marriage. But not for the typical reason. You see… I don't believe in straight marriage, either. I believe that the state should stay out of EVERYONE's bedroom, equally.

If people want things like survivorship rights, or co-parenting rights, or adoption, or whatever… these are legal constructs or contracts like any other (and not unlike business partnerships, for example), and they should be drafted and viewed as such, and not automatically conferred on people who take the time to go through some ritual or another, be it in a church or in a temple or in front of a judge.

I confess that I, myself, was once married. But Michelle and I agreed at the time that it was something we were doing for the contractual and legal benefits, and we both strongly resented the idea of having to get a state imprimatur on our essentially private relationship.

Rather than advocating for gay marriage, I would rather advocate for the abolition of the state-based recognition of ANY marriage. That's not to say the state would ban marriage, but rather that it should become "blind" to whether two people are in a relationship or not, to the maximum extent legally practicable. When it comes to things like the legal guardianship of children, there are many laws in place that have nothing to do with marriage that ensure parental rights and obligations, for example – were this not the case, the extremely high levels of out-of-wedlock (and what an abhorent term that is!) births in our society wouldn't be functionally possible. If two people want to get married, that's a decision that lies between those two people and their families and their communities. If, on the other hand, they want to file jointly with the IRS, that's something they can work out with the IRS as a sort of legal partnership unconnected to what they do in bed or church, without recourse to a legal concept like "marriage."

The blogger IOZ, as is often the case, makes a brilliant case for such a view as I'm sympathetic to, by pointing out the inherent ridiculousness of public documents and figures (such as North Carolina's constitution or President Obama) staking out important positions on either side of the "gay marriage" issue. He does this quite cleverly, by creating an extreme, satirical example of the same type of thinking:

"I know marriage is supposed to be some, like, basic physical property of the human universe, paired protons and neutrons or quark spin or some shit or whatever, but really, uh, like, what if the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania banned slightly awkward social acquaintances in which you do have each other's cell numbers but you don't really feel comfortable calling even though you need to borrow his pick-up and you're pretty sure he'd be cool with it but maybe you'll just text him instead.  Then the 3rd Circuit overturns the law on twenty-first amendment grounds.  The President of the United States says that although he would probably have sent a private Facebook message, his views on the issue are evolving." – IOZ

Caveat: We just call it “Missouri.”

At The Atlantic webiste, I saw a post by Derek Thompson, that is a very, very interesting discussion of fiscal transfers vis-a-vis the EU, the Greek crisis, recalcitrant Germany, etc. It sums it all up very simply and clearly. The key idea, at the end:

When you hear commentators say, "the euro zone must begin to transition toward a fiscal union," what they are saying, in human-speak, is that the Europe needs to be more like the United States, with balanced budget laws for its individual members and seamless fiscal transfers from the rich countries to the poor, to protect the indigent, old, and sick, no matter where they reside.

The Germans call this sort of thing "a permanent bailout." We just call it "Missouri."

Caveat: Ghosts in Electoral Maps

Electoral maps have always fascinated me. It’s interesting, for example, that when looking at modern US electoral maps, you can sometimes make out the “ghost” the Confederacy, 150 years gone.

I have no idea whether this is coincidence or whether there’s some cultural/historical reality to it – I consider myself too ill-informed to judge – but in South Korea’s recent electoral maps, I feel like I can make out the “ghost” of something much, much older than the Confederacy in North America. Specifically, something about the modern map of Korea harkens back to the so-called “three kingdom” period (i.e. before around 700 AD).

Seriously. This is not just a recent fluke. Throughout the post-WWII history of South Korea, there seems to be a clear tendency for the southwest of the country to go for the liberals (“red Jeolla” and all that) while the east of the peninsula goes for the nationalists (typically called conservatives but I’m not comfortable calling them that).

In the elections on Wednesday of this week, the same pattern continues. Take a look at this map (from the wikithing). Yellow and pink are the liberals, entirely in the southwest with some pockets at major urban areas, e.g. Seoul in the northwest and a few districts at Busan in the southeast. The rest of the country is solidly nationalist.

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Now take a look at this map of the three kingdoms period, ca. 575 AD (also from the wikithing). If you pretend that the Goguryeo kingdom became North Korea, then modern Silla is the nationalist stronghold, and modern Baekje is the liberal stronghold. The match-up isn’t perfect – but neither are those confederacy ghosts seen in US maps.

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Caveat: Election Day in Korea

pictureToday is election day in South Korea. The sign at right reads 투표소 [“polling place”].

My bilingual coworker summed up her attitude to these elections.

“I’ve made my decision!” she announced.

“What is it?” I asked.

“I’m not voting.”

I’m not sure what the turnout will be today – I’m going to guess it will be low. These are national parliamentary elections, but don’t include a vote for the president, which will happen in the fall – the legislative and presidential calendars are out of sync, here. The two main parties recently rebranded themselves, but they are the same as always: a roughly right wing ruling party of nationalists, now called 새누리당 [“New Frontier Party”] and a roughly left wing opposition party of liberals, now called 통합민주당 [“Unified Democrat Party”]. The current president, Lee Myung-bak, isn’t very popular, but his nationalist party remains so – that may have something to do with their recent rebranding. Both parties are currently led by women (picture below), which is striking in Korea’s historically ultra-patriarchal political system.

I predict that the left leaning democrats will gain seats in the legislature – currently they only hold 89 out of 300 – but not an outright majority. There are minor parties and if they get enough, the liberals might be able to block some of the nationalists’ efforts, in coalition. But the president holds huge power – so the really meaningful election will be in the fall.

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Caveat: Dubyacare

I am a political news junkie, but I tend to avoid commenting too often on it. I have been following the US media coverage of Obamacare's sojourn in the Supreme Court avidly, but most of the commentary seems to not get one fundamental aspect – there is nothing innately conservative about the idea of the Court striking down the law. It's just how the cards fell: the individual mandate started life as a conservative initiative, that the Dems took over because it seemed like a good solution. And yet if GW Bush had passed something resembling Obamacare, the Court would likely be divided exactly opposite to its current division. So…

Well, I found a great piece online this morning that captures this paradox quite clearly and brilliantly. If you're interested in this topic, I suggest you read it.

Caveat: Cretan

pictureThis is incredibly funny. I must quote it at length.

Rush Limbaugh, modern Epimenides?

Wikipedia tells me that Limbaugh lives in West Palm Beach, FL. Yet for years now he has been telling listeners something different:

    Now, look, folks, as I’ve told you countless times, I live in Literalville.    [Transcript, 10.9.2010]

It’s an outright lie, and I know this because Rush doesn’t do metaphor. In fact, that’s what he means by claiming Literalville residency:

    If you tell me something, I take it literally. I believe that you mean it. I don’t dance around edges trying to figure out what you really meant. If you say it, I believe it. I live in Literalville […].    [Transcript, 10.9.2010]

There are only two possibilities here:

1.    Limbaugh literally lives in Literalville, FL.
2.   Limbaugh metaphorically inhabits a place devoid of metaphorical meaning or implication, which he describes figuratively as Literalville.

The first possibility is empirically false. There is no Literalville in FL, or in any other state. I checked (and no, Google, I did not mean Littleville, AL).

The second possibility can only be true if it is false. You can only live in Literalville in the metaphorical sense if you move away for a time (the time it takes to say, figuratively, that you live in Literalville), during which time you’re not a Literalville resident. It’s a neat version of the Cretan paradox: the Cretan says, ‘all Cretans are liars’. Neat, because it shares the element of local belonging as a logical class, but also because it shifts the dichotomy from Truth-Lie to Literal-Figurative. And because that shift, equating Truth to Literal and Lie to Figurative, is one that only makes sense if you live in Literalville. Note that this isn’t the same as the use of vacuous ‘literally‘ as a sort of intensifier in a metaphorical context (‘I was literally going to explode’) though maybe it’s related. Limbaugh is actually using figurative language to deny that he understands figurative language.

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