My student, Dong-uk, drew this portrait of me last night, during class, and presented it to me proudly. The likeness is disturbing.
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The text he wrote:
WANTED
Jared Way (AKA 왜저래 [wae-jeo-rae = "what the heck?" but very similar to my name in Korean order – a running gag])
A little bit alchol [hmm really? looks like it, but … not accurate, I swear]
Doesn't smoke
K a r m a E n g l i s h A c a d e m y
1,000,000,000$