My brother likes to fix things. My dad brought down a very annoying meme-object from my cousin Larry's house, known as "Big Mouth Billy Bass." Andrew fixed it by making a new power cord for it. He then placed it in the kitchen. When my dad came through the kitchen in the middle of the night, the Bass began to sing, as activated by the motion sensor.
This startled my dad. He unplugged it. This morning, with total aplomb, my dad explained, and concluded, "Weirdness prevails." This is a typical sort of pronouncement from Phil.