An advanced-level elementary student was writing an essay for me in the computer lab the other day. She printed her essay and came running to me in either feigned or real panic. She showed me the printout, below. Obviously, something was amiss.
"Teacher! What's wrong. The printer is broken," she complained.
I went and looked at her screen and then again at the document.
"The printer isn't broken," I sighed. "You need to stop playing around with font choices in Microsoft Word and spend more time writing your essay."
What is this font you speak of, O master?
I have been in a very strange mood, lately. I feel like an old man in a rest home for the mentally deranged. Just a feeling…
What I'm listening to right now.
Harry Nilsson, "Without You."