So, the revanchist Globally Dynamic and Xenophobic Cosmopolis had a little border skirmish with their annoying revanchist neighbor, the Insanely Autarkic Hermit Kingdom, involving artillery and machine guns. Oh… some 50 km northwest of Ilsan. Two very different brothers, squabbling in the back seat of the car, over where the dividing line lies.
Is it scarier than living in Los Angeles? Not really.