I got my new phone this morning. I forced it to take a self-portrait. It only saw itself, at infinite regress.
It will take me a while to get everything figured out on it. But it seems quite acceptable. I’m pleased so far, despite the horrible-of-horribles that is the AT&T “customer care” system. I have been on hold for more than a cumulative hour, and so far I have spoken to no human – instead, they eventually just cut me off and force me to start over.