There is a thing called "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" (ITLAP Day), on September 18th each year.
It's not even a new thing – I remember hearing it discussed on the radio when I was still living and working in L.A. in the 2000s.
I saw this image, a while back, and thought – I should post it for ITLAP Day! So here it is.
[daily log: walking, 4km; tromping, 300m]