Caveat: What Bilingualism?

The satirical linguistics website, SpeculativeGrammarian, publishes all kinds of crazy stuff.

This one struck me as particularly funny – it addresses the question of "bilingualism in the Rio Grande Valley" (i.e. southern Texas) – an issue that has seen much attention in the history of sociolinguistics. But of course, this particular satirical approach reaches quite strange results. See if you can detect their fallacious assumptions.

[daily log: walking, 6.5km]

 

Caveat: Random Poem #67

(Poem #368 on new numbering scheme)

A few tall trees were thrusting down
their fists into the dampened earth
while trying to reach heaven's crown,
frustration foiling hope and worth.
And meanwhile buses crawled along
recondite routes because ignoring
the trees would keep them bold and strong
and vegetation is quite boring.
A cat was watching, her tail twitching,
as spirits started to emerge
between the cracks, faces bewitching,
suggesting some old hunter's urge.
In those slow buses, dull souls sat.
The trees preferred that wise gray cat.
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