OK, I got a new phone. My colleague Haewon helped me with translating what the guy in the phone store needed to say to me. I'm still trying to figure out how to use it. If you have interacted with me on the phone in the past, please, please call or text me, because I've lost all my numbers from my old phone – it died a terrible and tragic death. And next week was its 3rd birthday! Happy birthday, old phone! Sorry you've left us.