I have a student who insists his English name is Skywalker. That's only the beginning of the absurdity. Here's an imaginary telephone conversation he wrote. I made some small corrections on word choice and grammar, but I made no effort to try to make the thing… make sense. Here it is:
Skywalker: Hello. May I speak to my fish, please?
Fishfather: No. If I give you my son, you will kill him. Please don’t kill my son.
Skywalker: OK. Aha… then can I fish with him?
Fishfather: As long as you don’t kill my son. Hang on…
Fish: Hello, this is fish.
Skywalker: What kind of fish hurt you?
Fish: A tiny fish that couldn’t bite me.
Skywalker: Maybe. Let me think. Aha, then I will make it so you can’t breathe.
Fish: No, please! I don’t like that. Just fish with me. Not breathing is not good for health.
Skywalker: Really? Oh, then… I will do that to the silver shark. He ate my expensive fish… four of them!
Fish: No, don’t do that.
Skywalker: Why?
Fish: He will be angrier if you do that.
Skywalker: I don’t care. Doo doo doo…
Fish: Wait! Don’t do that, you bad boy.
Skywalker: I heard that!
Fish: Bye.