More wacky quotes:
"You give a man a fish, that man knows where to go for fish. You teach a man to fish, and you've just destroyed your market base." – Jackie Kashian, attributed to her father, who falsely attributed it to Jesus.
"We are all in some way or another going to Reseda someday to die." – Ruby Vroom's song, "Screenwriter's Blues (5 AM Listening to Los Angeles)"