Caveat: My Chemical Doppelganger

I have occasionally been surprised at the extent of my apparent ungoogleability – meaning that if you try to google me by my name, you find lots of things, but not me.  There are many factors which contribute to this, but the two primary ones are as follows.

First, there's  the coincidence of my last name with a common noun used in street addresses, and my having a first name wildly popular in vaguely Mormonesque intermountain subdivisions as a street name.  Hence there are thousands of webpages that will return with the names and addresses of random people who live in places like Idaho and Colorado, with residences on e.g. 1234 Jared Way, Lovely Mountain Estates, CO.

The other reason is a bit more peculiar, and certainly more distinctly the consequence of the ephemerality (or not) of the internet.  There is a very popular alternative rock personality by the name of Gerard Way, who apparently has a large number of slightly illiterate fans.  These devotees post unending declarations of love and fandom for Jared Way (thus misspelling his first name).  Gerard and his brother Mikey Way are from Belleville, New Jersey, and front a band called My Chemical Romance, whose song "Helena," for one, I rather like.

I got some poetic spam today:

Of course, is that his is that pure felicity of 'it was not
for fame, nor for wealth, nor from handed the two dollar
note and the three ones by means of that tree, a hundred
and five of them pacify thyself.' having said this, o lord
of men, nearly human. Through the underbrush the trunk tell
him that aswatthaman has been slain in battle.' form. The
evidence should be whether the defendant fire (called bhrig)
and hence he came to be called friend who is of a righteous
disposition, when.

I followed some random links around and found out that Murray Gell-Mann (a physicist who brought us the word "quark," a neologism which he lifted from Joyce's Finnagans Wake) has the same birthday I do, and is also left-handed.  Then I drifted a bit further, and ended up watching a Ziggy Marley video on Youtube:  "Love Is My Religion."  I've never had much of a thing for reggae, but I found I liked it.

What I'm listening to right now.

[youtube embeds added in 2011 as part of background noise.]

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