Caveat: Am I Worried Yet?

Two days ago, I [broken link! FIXME] wrote that I would begin to worry when the North Koreans closed the busy border crossing to Gaeseong. Guess what? – Kim Jong-Un read my blog, and so now they've closed that border crossing.

Now what?

Here's some of my advanced students, discussing the NK situation last week (in the context of a debate proposition they originated themselves: "South Korea should improve trade and investment with North Korea" – which what the Gaeseong complex mentioned above is a prime example of).

Caveat: Questions a-dreamed

This morning I woke up too early. This happens to me, sometimes. And… I can't get back to sleep.

I'd been having a rather vivid but utterly pointless dream that consisted of a conversation with some unknown interlocutor, in which that person would ask me questions in the vein of: "what do you think of…?" To these questions I would pontificate a little bit, and then… on to next question.

The last question in the dream that I remember, before waking up, was, "Why is Vancouver so green?" See what I mean? Weird questions. But I was talking about the cold north Pacific Ocean currents, the incidence of temperate rainforests in "west-coast" upper latitudes, and rainshadow effects. And blah, blah, blah.

Then, right as I was waking up, I dreamed I was driving through Vancouver. I don't even know the last time I was in Vancouver. Maybe 1998? If then, only just passing through. It would have been while driving from Portland up to Prince Rupert (and thence to Ketchikan) – Vancouver isn't really on the way, for that kind of road trip: you cross the border, and pass through the Vancouver suburbs on your way inland toward Kamloops and  Prince George. More likely, I was last there 1989. But I have a pretty vivid mental map of the city, from the many, many visits there during my childhood. Probably it's an outdated perspective, however.

How accurate was this "dream Vancouver" I was driving through? It seemed to consist mostly of strip malls and highway interchanges, and, oddly, railroad crossings – in this respect, it was more like "dream anywhere-random-in-North-America" than "dream Vancouver" specifically.

I don't think this dream means anything at all.

I guess I'll drink some coffee. I seem to be stuck awake.

Caveat: …the (rainbow colored) monkey on my back

Today in the BISP1-M class, the students were begging to play my invented game of "[broken link! FIXME] monkey darts."

Initially, I said no. I've been annoyed with these kids.

But then one boy said, in perfect English, "But… teacher! Monkey darts is my life."

This weakened my resolve. So I relented, and allowed them 5 minutes of throwing the toy, rainbow-colored, minneapolitan monkey at the whiteboard at the end of class.

The game has an aspect of gambling, the way that we've been playing it – if they hit the target, they get a small cash prize (in the form of my "[broken link! FIXME] alligator bucks"); but if they miss the target completely, they have to pay me from their savings.

The boy who told me that monkey darts was his life? He lost $6. Next stop: gamblers' anonymous.

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