Caveat: 2000

A programmer at my place of work becomes slightly famous for creating a non-Y2K-compliant application after January 1, 2000. In June, Michelle committed suicide. It was as if to say, 'So there!' or 'Take that!' That's how suicide works. I work hard at ARAMARK. I bought my Nissan pickup truck, which was the first and only time I ever bought a new car.

[This entry is part of a timeline
I am making using this blog. I am writing a single entry for each year
of my life, which when viewed together in order will provide a sort of
timeline. This entry wasn't written in 2000 – it was written in the
future.
]